Chords for NOFX - Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car (Official)

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[Bm] _ [B] Your hubcaps [E] cost more [B] than my car And your car costs [E] more than [B] my house
_ [F] Your house costs [E] more than I [B] can make in 20 years
[F] But your [E] balloon costs the same [B] as mine As [Bb] you drive away, [A] I laugh with [Ab] my friends
[B] Cause I [Bb] just cost you [A] your life _ [E] _ _
[B] And when [Bb] they find your [A] body slumped over [Ab] the wheel _
[B] I'll be [Bb] in bed soundly [A] asleep
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_ Your epitaph was written by a cardinal [Bm] _ [B] Your coffin [E] was carved out of [B] a tree _
_ [F] Your funeral [E] was attended [B] by thousands But [F] your row for joes [E] was arranged [B] by me
As I read the morning [Bb] paper, [A] I laugh with [Ab] my friends _
[B] I just [Bb] took out a man [A] of God [E] _ _
[B] He is [Bb] circumcised by [A] seven kids and [Ab] prescient
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[B] die to put [Bb] your cousin in [A] his car?
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