Chords for NOFX & The Spits - Split 7 (2010)

_ _ [A] _ [C#] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[F#] _ _ [A] My dad's a bullshitter [F#] and his dad's a bitch
[D] Your name is like [F#] what's written in your devil shit
You can't bear [E] to come between right and [D] left
Don't let it get [E] to you, you gotta try to hold it [A] back
Try to hold it [F#] back
_ [D] Try to hold it [F#] back _
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_ _ [Em] _ [D] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] Try to hold it back
My dad's a [F#] bullshitter and his dad's a bitch
[B] Your name is like what's written in your devil [B] shit
You can't bear to come between right and [D] left
Don't let it get to you, [F#] you gotta try _ [D] to
Try to hold it [F#] back _
[D] Try to hold it back
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[N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ Living [Am] _ _
[A] in bad faith _ _ _
_ _ The _ gates _ shut, now gate _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Impact _ is _ [A] static _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ Not _ very _ _ [A] likely
_ _ [G] _ _
_ [C] You wanna keep being existential [Dm] with some
[G] You're the first being in that big [Am] dead quarter
_ [F] You're the most selective mongrel [C] plot
Come spend your love with [Dm] my worst
I'll feed it for sure, that's [E] good
When I'm worth so absurd
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Summer syllabus _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ Metamorphosis _ _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ Crime and violence
_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [C] A ball and a [A] wad of _ sex
[G] _ _
_ [C] You're the teenage _ [Dm] existentialist
Say _ [D] you've got drugs, you've been [Am] copped _
_ _ [F] Classified as class, they've already [C] expressed
You think progression makes a [Dm] sense
Title says final is [E] there
I think that's all I am [C#] Teenage _ [D#m] existentialist _
_ [G#] You're the teenage existentialist
[A#m] _ _
_ [F#] You're the teenage real nihilist
[C#] You like to fuck the poor, blow the rich
[D#m] You have a crush on Ivan Ilyich
[F] Is he really a dick?
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[G] _ _ I [D] don't wanna hold your [G] hand
I [D] don't wanna be [G] your man
[D] Don't walk the other [G] way
_ [D] I'm here to [E] dissect the sloth
I [C] _ _ [G] _ _ [D] don't wanna drink their [G] sweat
[D] But I wanna give [G] them sway
[D] You like to let me [G] dance the sway
[D] Don't know who to ask [E] for my [C] dough
You _ _ [G] _ _
[D] leave myself [G] alone to sway
[D] I'm just a newbie around [G] the way
[D] I'm a little girl, white [G] and gay
I [D] just wanna lie [E] off the swa-dough
[C] _ _
[G] _ _ [D] I don't wanna hold your hand
[G] I don't wanna be your man
_ [D] Don't walk the other [G] way
_ [D] I'm here to dissect [E] the sloth
[C] I _ [F] _ don't wanna [D] drink their sweat
_ _ But [F] I wanna give them sway _ _ _
I don't wanna drink their [D] sweat
I don't wanna be your man
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_ This _ _ _ _ _
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[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
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is the special [F#] group
Dr.
Martens, Dr.
Tim
[A] Maxxis, Mortal Flicks
[E] You can't get all my style
_ [B] _ Hellfire, it's my new group
[F#] What about those [A] snips?
Super Martens, [E] Superman
Go pay me the cab
_ [B] _
_ [F#] _ Howdy, [A] it's the [E] job for you
[B] _ _ [F#] _ _ [A] Howdy, it's the job [E] for you
[B] Smoke the boss, you'll bet [F#] dollars
But the best candy boss
[A] Suck your shit, that's positive
[E] Riding on the line
[B] Vegas City, tabloid mail
[F#] Got a board, just to [A] smash
You smoke pot, you're shooting that
[E] _
Smoke the line
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[A] Howdy, it's the [E] job for you
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[F#] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[B] Call _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] me Nicky, the real
[F#] Got all my books and well
[A] Wonderful story world
[E] Just mail and buy my album
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] Howdy, _ [B] _ _ [F#] howdy
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[E] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ [F#] _ _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [B] Howdy, howdy
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