Linoleum Chords by Nofx

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_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
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_ I'm not [C#] crazy.
Well, [B] that's not true, [A] I've got a bed.
[B] And I'll get [E] y'all to tell me.
But who pisses [G#] on my floor?
That's right, I've [C#] got a floor.
[B] So what?
[A] So what?
[B] So what?
[E] I've got buckets [B] full of cleaners and linen [C#] halls, where everything is poured [A] into.
Your seats don't fall through.
right [E] down my neck and onto [G#] the floor.
_ _ [C#] My [B] closest friend, [A]
linoleum.
[B] _ _ [E] Linoleum _ _ [B]
supports my hand,
[C#] _ gives me something [A] to believe.
_ [E] That's [F] me on the beach side, [B] gum in the sand, metal meter [C#] in my
hand, sporting a pocket [A] full of change.
_ _ [E] That's me in the street with a violin [B] under my chin,
laying [C#] with a grin, singing [A] _
gibberish.
_ [E] That's me on the pad, [B] on the bus, that's me [C#] in the cell,
that's me [A] inside your head, that's me inside [E] your head.
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_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _