Chords for NOFX - Concerns of a GOP Neo-phyte

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_ like a [C] viral infection, _ _ [G]
the GOP developed [A] a vaccine.
_ [Am] Get your shot from the local Christian reading room.
[G] Make sure your clothes are blue and [Am] neoprene. _ _
Windows closed, [C] _ television's on, [G]
talk show radio.
[A] Where everyone agrees, the plague is here, but [C] exposure is _ [G] avoidable.
Turn off lines for the equestrian stroll.
_ [A] _ Question!
Say the question, [F] you stinker!
_ Don't wanna stand [D] for your studying.
[Gm] We're gonna ask [A] all the questions.
What kind of [F] patient are you?
When did you [Gm] check out your trotsy?
What is your [A] major malfunction?
_ _ _ _ To the [F] Lord and Creator, love [G] your communist [Gm] faggot.
Any [A] fiddler living among us, will [F] create a liberal hippie.
Just [E] treat yourself and your country.
[Gm] Why don't you vote out, [A] baby?
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_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ I wasn't thinking [F] of me.
I wasn't thinking [D] clearly.
Deepest [F] apologies.
I wasn't thinking [Am] of me.
I wasn't thinking [C] of me.
I wasn't [D] thinking of me.
I wasn't [F] thinking of me.
I wasn't [Am] thinking of me.
I wasn't thinking [Fm] of me.
Wasn't thinking [D] of me.
I wasn't [F] thinking of me.
_ What's the sentence?
[A] Whenever [F] it's pointed,
I'll [Gm] always be cited.
Why don't [E] you vote out, baby? _ _
Yeah!
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