Chords for No life without wife

_ _ _ Ha ha ha, _
_ [F] _ hmm, Lolita. _ _ _
[Ab] _ Lonely Mr.
Coley from Los [G] Angeles
Came to Punjab on one bent [F] knee
He had a green card, new house, big [Bb] cash
So made a wish with every fallen [F] lash
For you to do the journey with him
To smile when he got home, ask how was they hidden
He walked you by his side of joy and [Bb] strife
Poor Mr.
Coley, he has [G] no life without [Gm] wives
No life _ without wives, _ _ [F] oh yeah yeah yeah [Dm] yeah
_ _ No life without [Bb] wives, oh [Gm] yeah yeah yeah
Oh [F] yeah yeah yeah
I don't want a man who ties me down
Love what he wants while I hang around
[Dm] I don't want a man who's rude and loud
Wants a pretty wife to make him proud
[Gm] I don't want a man who can't be found
Tells those heads that I'm making money, [F] oh yeah
I _ don't want a man _ [Dm] _ _ _
[F] who can't close his mouth while he starts [Dm] to eat
I _ [Gm] don't want a man who likes [Eb] to drink _
[C] Or leaves his dirty dishes in [F] the sink _
I don't want a man who wants his money
A ball ain't passed with too much [Dm] dummy
I don't want a man who's dead in the head
Why Mr.
Coley, why [G] Mr.
Coley
Maybe [F] he's good in bed
_ [Eb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ [Gm] No life _ [Eb] without wives, _ [F] _ oh yeah yeah [Em] yeah [Dm] yeah
_ _ No life _ [Bb] without wives, [Gm] oh yeah yeah yeah
[F] Oh yeah yeah yeah
_ [Fm] _ _ _
_ [A] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] What you don't want don't matter no [Bb] more
Soon you'll be married and ready to [F] go
A match made in heaven just like milk and [Bb] honey
You make all the goby, he'll make [F] the money
Every day will be the same according to [Bb] his plan
Forget what you want, Mr.
Coley's [A] now your man
[Gm] No life _ [Eb] without wives, _
_ [F] oh yeah yeah yeah [Dm] yeah _ _
No life _ [Bb] without wives, oh [Gm] yeah yeah yeah
Oh [F] yeah yeah yeah
I just want a man with a real soul
Who wants equality and not control
[Dm] I just want a man good and smart
A really sharp mind and a very big [Gm] heart
I just want a man not scared to weep
To hold me close when we're asleep, [F] oh yeah
_ _ I just want a man with [Dm] a romance
[F] Who'll clear the floor and ask [Dm] me to dance
_ [Gm] I just want a [Eb] man who likes to sing
_ _ _ [C] Makes up words when I play [F] the strings
_ I just want a man who'll give some back
And wait and not my round
[Dm] I just want a man who likes to cook
To read my books and share my books
[Gm] I just want a man whose spirit is free
Who'll hold my hand and walk the world with [F] me, oh yeah
[Gm] No life _ [Eb] without wives, _
[G] _ [F] oh yeah yeah yeah [Dm] yeah _
No life _ [Bb] without wives, _ oh yeah [Gm] yeah yeah
Oh yeah [F] yeah yeah _