Chords for No. 9: Human Stuff

_ [E] _ _ When it comes to [C#m] dinglehoppers, I'm a regular insects-a-poodia.
[B] Say that you want to have a hairdo like the folks who live up there do that'll flap their wigs.
Flap their wigs!
Flap!
Well you'll look absolutely dandy if you use one of these handy [D] little [G] thingamajigs.
_ Thingamabobs!
Jigs!
Bobs!
[Am] Pick up the [B] dinglehopper [G#m] just [C#m] like so.
[F#m] Twirl it the [B] way I'm swirling now.
[E] _
[D#] Give it a little yank and there [G#m] ya go.
You're what they [C#] call a dog.
[F#] Meow! _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] Wonderful stuff [C#m] _
[F#] that human [B] stuff can't [E] get enough _ [F#] of human [B] stuff.
And we are [E] the authority no need for [D] us to bluff [C#m] because we're great at explaining human [E] stuff.
[Em] What's [G] that?
A snobblat!
Wow!
[F#m] When they [B] invented [G#m] snobblats just [C#] by chance [F#m] suddenly [B] life was la [E]-dee-da.
[B] _ _ [D#] What you use to make [G#m] folks dance give it a [F#] blow and then voila!
[C#m] _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
[E] Wonderful stuff [C#m] _ [F#] that human [B]
stuff if [E] you're a [C#m] bop [F#] of human [B]
stuff.
It's [E] marvelous!
Wonderful!
[A] Completely [D] A-O-J [C#] which sounds [F#] absurd but take my word that's what the [B] humans say.
[D] Wonderful stuff [B] _ [G] that human [D]
stuff [G] not a bit fluffed.
[A] Not human [D]
stuff [G] and have a nose and wear the [C] pearls from us you'll [A] get no guff.
[E] And once you got a who's my [A] jig.
A thingamawhat!
A [D] watchmagig!
That's all you need to bring you up [G] to snap to snap.
[C] With proper [B] dinglehopper [Em] grooming rest [A] assured you'll look real [Am] human.
We know [D] cause we [Am] know [D] human _ [G] stuff. _ _ _ _ _
_ [D#] _ _ _ _ [G] Meow! _
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