Chords for Nilsson - Thursday (Here's Why I Did Not Go To Work Today)

[F] Here's why I [Em] did not go to work [C]
[Ebm] today
[G] _ _ _ [C] Thursday [G] is such a [C] crazy, lazy [C] day
[G] _ _ [C] Thursday [Cm] has [Eb] its [Gm] own peculiar way [Db] of saying [D] hey
[Am] Sometimes Thursday almost [Bb] makes [A] you want to run away
[D] Thursday is [Dm] such a [C] crazy, lazy day
[G] _ [C] Yeah, Thursday [G] is such a crazy, [C] lazy day
[Eb] Let's go have a [C] picnic
Thursday [Eb] is such a crazy, [Bb] lazy day
[Db] Hope it doesn't [A] [D] rain
When [Dm] I'm feeling thirsty
[C] [Bb] Go [A] on, have a drink
[D] If [F] Thursday was a boat, I [C] bet it'd sink
I _ [E] _ [Dbm] [Ab] did on Monday
[E] I tried on Tuesday
[Am] _ [Bb] Wednesday's simply not [C] my cup of [E] tea, [Am] oh
[D] Thank heaven it's Friday
Thank the Lord for the [G] weekend
[Am] Thursday, now, [Db] is such a [G] crazy, lazy day
[B] They [Am] say [Eb] Monday's child is full of [C] faith
[Eb] Tuesday's child is [C] fair of faith
But Thursday's [Eb] child [Bb] has far to go
[Bbm] And [A] it's no wonder
[Am] _ When the week [F] becomes a rat [Bb] race
You [A] can bet, win, show a place
[Am] But never bet on [F] Thursday
Cause God's not [C] on his [G] case
_ [C] _ [Cm] Thursday's such a crazy, [C] lazy [G] day
Don't [F] get me wrong
[C] [Eb] It's just that Thursday's [Bb] twice as long as it should be
[G] It's twice [A] as long
[Am] [Dm] Monday's, Tuesday's, weekends, Fridays
[Bb] Don't get in my [A] [Am] way
But [F] Thursday's just a [C] crazy, lazy day
Monday [E] _ is a blues day
[E] That goes to Tuesday
[Am] _ [E] Wednesday's just the [Am] middle of [E] the week, [Am] yeah
_ [D] _ Friday's just another payday
[Gb] The weekend's just [D] another [G] heyday
But [Am] Thursday's [Bbm] [G] surreptitiously unique
[Eb] _ _ [Ebm] [C] That's why [Eb] [C] I didn't go to work [G] today
_ [C] _ [Cm] Thursday's got [Abm] its [Bb] own peculiar way [G] of [A] saying [D] it
[F] Sometimes Thursday makes [C] you [Bb] want [A] to run [D] away
[F] Thursday's such [E] a crazy, [C] lazy [Bb] day
[A] _ _ [D] _ [C] Thursday's [E] such a [Ab] crazy, lazy day
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