Next Contestant Chords by Nickelback

[Dm] _ _ _ _ I judge by what [G] she's wearing, just [C] how many heads [Dm] I'm tearing off
Asshole's coming [Em] onto [Bb] her
Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish she'd take the night off, so I don't have [Dm] to fight off
Every asshole coming [C] onto [Gm] her
It happens every [Dm] night she works
They'll go and ask [G] the [C] DJ, and [Dm] find out just what [Gm] will she say
If [Dm] they all try coming [Gm] onto her
[Dm] They know [Gm] it's never gonna work
[Dm] They think they'll get [Gm] inside [F] her
[Gm] With every drink they buy her
As [Dm] they all try coming [Gm] onto [Dm] her
It's like [Gm] somebody's getting [F] hurt
[Gm] Here comes the next [D]
contestant
It's [F] like [C] you're it, [G] _ _ _
[D] _ [F] _ [Cm] you're it
[G] _ _ [D] _
[F] I wish you'd do [C] it again
I watch you leave [D] the Olympics
[F] I wish you'd do [C] it again
[G] I watch [C] you leave [F] the Olympics
[G] There goes the next [Dm] contestant
I _ _ _ _ _ _ even fear [Gm] the ladies
[F] They're cool, but twice as [Gm] crazy
[Dm] Just as bad, won't come and [Gm] onto [Dm] her
They know [Gm] it's never gonna work
[Dm] Each time [G] she bats an [F] eyelash
Somebody's grabbing [Gm] her [Dm] ass
Everyone keeps coming [Gm] onto [Dm] her
It's like [Gm] somebody's getting [F] hurt
[Gm] Here comes the next [F] contestant
It's [Gb] like [C] you're [G] _ _ _ [C] _
[Dm] _ [F] [Cm] it, you're it
[G] _ _ [D] _
[F] I wish you'd do [C] it again
I watch you leave [D] the Olympics
I [F] wish you'd do [C] it again
I watch you leave the Olympics
[G] There goes the next [D] contestant _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ [C] _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ [C] _ [D] _ [F] _ _ [C] _
[D] _ [G] _ [Fm] _ [C] _ [F] _ [N] _ _ [C] _
[D] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
I'm hating what [Gm] she's wearing
[Dm] Everybody here keeps [Gm] staring
[Dm] Can't wait till they get what [Gm] they deserve
This [Bb] time somebody's getting [F] hurt
Here [G] comes the next [F] contestant
It's like [C] you're it, [G] _ [D] _ _ [G] _ [F] _ [Eb] [C] you're it
[G] I _ [D] _ [F] wish you'd do it [C]
again
I [G] watch you [C] leave the [D] Olympics
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again
I [G] watch you [C] leave [D] the Olympics
I [F] wish you'd do it [C]
again
[G] _ [C] _ [D] I [F] wish you'd do it [C]
again
[G] _ [C] _ [F] [G] There goes the [A] next