Chords for Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD. Epic Rap Battles of History
Tempo:
97.75 bpm
Chords used:
Am
Dm
E
Em
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Dm] I'm Big [Am] Lord!
Nice, [Dm] Peter!
Watch this!
I'm [E] Big Lord!
[Am] Begin!
This is one big hit that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro.
But for now, just stick to editing [E] that gay-ass Monday show.
I'll slaughter your [Dm] water-colored unicorns, eat them [Am] for breakfast.
Then leak to YouTube your middle name [Am] is Alexis.
I can tell you're scared just [Dm] from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving!
[E] Look, your hairline's already retreating!
[Am] Nice, Peter!
What was that?
No one gives two shits!
Everyone knows your page is just a place that rap battles live.
Dude, you're really huge on YouTube!
You got a great [Dm] career!
But remember, you got [E] famous off of my idea.
The battles were your [Dm] idea to start with, that's [E] no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a [Am] midget play the bad guy.
Look at you!
[Dm] Let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short [E] little sidekick.
I'll call you Mini-Me.
I'd do a mustache on your [Am] face and you'd play the mean Hitler.
Take the mustache away, you'd look [Am] more like Pat Midler.
You big tooth, [F] chompy face, horse-looking prick.
You and Bill [E] O'Reilly can both suck my dick.
[Dm] You're taller than I am, [E] but you look up to [Am] me.
The guy who got you your first job in comedy.
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
[F] You got as much [E] music talent as Chuck [Am] fucking Norris.
You [Dm] a musician?
Man, that's [Am] kind of striking.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.
You look like a thump.
Where'd you even [F] come from?
It's like a [E] battle rapping, a back version of [Am] Gollum.
I'm gonna knock you right [Dm] out of your little [Am] Superman socks.
You were nothing before you wore up on Cass' G's jock.
Man, [Dm] you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the [E] rap battles and you.
I quit.
[C#]
[B] [D#] Cass?
[Am]
[Em]
[Dm]
[G]
[Am] Not only are you not gonna quit, you're gonna make him bigger.
You're gonna put him on the rom [Em]-champ.
I guess we could make like a second season.
Yes, exactly.
And you, what's your name?
I wanna say Todd?
Lloyd.
[Em] We should start a YouTube channel.
I have one.
Great.
[Am] What am I supposed to put on my channel?
How about you make music, [Em] Peter?
You know, like you're used to.
[N] Okay.
Nice, [Dm] Peter!
Watch this!
I'm [E] Big Lord!
[Am] Begin!
This is one big hit that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro.
But for now, just stick to editing [E] that gay-ass Monday show.
I'll slaughter your [Dm] water-colored unicorns, eat them [Am] for breakfast.
Then leak to YouTube your middle name [Am] is Alexis.
I can tell you're scared just [Dm] from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving!
[E] Look, your hairline's already retreating!
[Am] Nice, Peter!
What was that?
No one gives two shits!
Everyone knows your page is just a place that rap battles live.
Dude, you're really huge on YouTube!
You got a great [Dm] career!
But remember, you got [E] famous off of my idea.
The battles were your [Dm] idea to start with, that's [E] no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a [Am] midget play the bad guy.
Look at you!
[Dm] Let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short [E] little sidekick.
I'll call you Mini-Me.
I'd do a mustache on your [Am] face and you'd play the mean Hitler.
Take the mustache away, you'd look [Am] more like Pat Midler.
You big tooth, [F] chompy face, horse-looking prick.
You and Bill [E] O'Reilly can both suck my dick.
[Dm] You're taller than I am, [E] but you look up to [Am] me.
The guy who got you your first job in comedy.
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
[F] You got as much [E] music talent as Chuck [Am] fucking Norris.
You [Dm] a musician?
Man, that's [Am] kind of striking.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.
You look like a thump.
Where'd you even [F] come from?
It's like a [E] battle rapping, a back version of [Am] Gollum.
I'm gonna knock you right [Dm] out of your little [Am] Superman socks.
You were nothing before you wore up on Cass' G's jock.
Man, [Dm] you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the [E] rap battles and you.
I quit.
[C#]
[B] [D#] Cass?
[Am]
[Em]
[Dm]
[G]
[Am] Not only are you not gonna quit, you're gonna make him bigger.
You're gonna put him on the rom [Em]-champ.
I guess we could make like a second season.
Yes, exactly.
And you, what's your name?
I wanna say Todd?
Lloyd.
[Em] We should start a YouTube channel.
I have one.
Great.
[Am] What am I supposed to put on my channel?
How about you make music, [Em] Peter?
You know, like you're used to.
[N] Okay.
Key:
Am
Dm
E
Em
F
Am
Dm
E
_ [Dm] I'm Big [Am] Lord!
_ _ Nice, _ [Dm] Peter!
Watch this!
I'm [E] Big Lord!
[Am] Begin!
This is one big hit that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro.
But for now, just stick to editing [E] that gay-ass Monday show.
I'll slaughter your [Dm] water-colored unicorns, eat them [Am] for breakfast.
Then leak to YouTube your middle name [Am] is Alexis.
I can tell you're scared just [Dm] from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving!
[E] Look, your hairline's already retreating!
[Am] Nice, Peter!
What was that?
No one gives two shits!
Everyone knows your page is just a place that rap battles live.
Dude, you're really huge on YouTube!
You got a great [Dm] career!
But remember, you got [E] famous off of my idea.
The battles were your [Dm] idea to start with, that's [E] no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a [Am] midget play the bad guy.
Look at you!
[Dm] Let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short [E] little sidekick.
I'll call you Mini-Me.
I'd do a mustache on your [Am] face and you'd play the mean Hitler.
Take the mustache away, you'd look [Am] more like Pat Midler.
You big tooth, [F] chompy face, horse-looking prick.
You and Bill [E] O'Reilly can both suck my dick.
[Dm] You're taller than I am, [E] but you look up to [Am] me.
The guy who got you your first job in comedy.
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
[F] You got as much [E] music talent as Chuck [Am] fucking Norris.
You [Dm] a musician?
Man, that's [Am] kind of striking.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.
You look like a thump.
Where'd you even [F] come from?
It's like a [E] battle rapping, a back version of [Am] Gollum.
I'm gonna knock you right [Dm] out of your little [Am] Superman socks.
You were nothing before you wore up on Cass' G's jock.
Man, [Dm] you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the [E] rap battles and you.
I quit.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [D#] _ Cass?
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ Not only are you not gonna quit, _ _ you're gonna make him bigger. _ _
You're gonna put him on the rom [Em]-champ.
I guess we could make like a second season. _
Yes, exactly.
And you, what's your name?
I wanna say Todd?
Lloyd.
[Em] We should start a YouTube channel.
I have one.
Great.
[Am] What am I supposed to put on my channel?
How about you make music, [Em] Peter?
You know, like you're used to.
_ [N] Okay. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Nice, _ [Dm] Peter!
Watch this!
I'm [E] Big Lord!
[Am] Begin!
This is one big hit that you won't ever survive.
I'll beat you, dislike you, then unsubscribe.
You'll be good at rapping someday, I promise, bro.
But for now, just stick to editing [E] that gay-ass Monday show.
I'll slaughter your [Dm] water-colored unicorns, eat them [Am] for breakfast.
Then leak to YouTube your middle name [Am] is Alexis.
I can tell you're scared just [Dm] from the body language I'm reading.
You should start leaving!
[E] Look, your hairline's already retreating!
[Am] Nice, Peter!
What was that?
No one gives two shits!
Everyone knows your page is just a place that rap battles live.
Dude, you're really huge on YouTube!
You got a great [Dm] career!
But remember, you got [E] famous off of my idea.
The battles were your [Dm] idea to start with, that's [E] no lie.
But I'm the one who had the brains to let a [Am] midget play the bad guy.
Look at you!
[Dm] Let me just tell you what I see.
You're a short [E] little sidekick.
I'll call you Mini-Me.
I'd do a mustache on your [Am] face and you'd play the mean Hitler.
Take the mustache away, you'd look [Am] more like Pat Midler.
You big tooth, [F] chompy face, horse-looking prick.
You and Bill [E] O'Reilly can both suck my dick.
[Dm] You're taller than I am, [E] but you look up to [Am] me.
The guy who got you your first job in comedy.
I wrote your best verses for you, let you scream on the chorus.
[F] You got as much [E] music talent as Chuck [Am] fucking Norris.
You [Dm] a musician?
Man, that's [Am] kind of striking.
You wrote 87 songs with the same chord progression.
You look like a thump.
Where'd you even [F] come from?
It's like a [E] battle rapping, a back version of [Am] Gollum.
I'm gonna knock you right [Dm] out of your little [Am] Superman socks.
You were nothing before you wore up on Cass' G's jock.
Man, [Dm] you don't even have to say that kind of shit.
Fuck the [E] rap battles and you.
I quit.
_ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [D#] _ Cass?
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ Not only are you not gonna quit, _ _ you're gonna make him bigger. _ _
You're gonna put him on the rom [Em]-champ.
I guess we could make like a second season. _
Yes, exactly.
And you, what's your name?
I wanna say Todd?
Lloyd.
[Em] We should start a YouTube channel.
I have one.
Great.
[Am] What am I supposed to put on my channel?
How about you make music, [Em] Peter?
You know, like you're used to.
_ [N] Okay. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _