Chords for Next Contestant

_ [Dm] _ _ I judge by what [C] she's wearing, just how many heads [Dm] I'm tearing off of assholes coming [C] onto her
[Gm] Each night seems like it's [A] getting worse
And [F] I wish she'd take the night off, so [G] I don't have to [D] fight off every [F] asshole coming [C] onto her
[Gm] It happens every [D] night she works
They'll go and ask the DJ, but by [Gm] now just what will [D] she say if [Dm] they all tried coming [Gm] onto her
Don't they know it's never [D] gonna work?
They [F] think they'll get [D] inside her with [Gm] every drink they [D] buy her
As they [Dm] all try coming [D] onto her, this [Gm] time somebody's getting hurt
Here [G] comes the next [E]
contestant
Is that [C] your head?
[G] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [F] _ [C] Your head
[G] I _ [D] _
[F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave feeling [D] free
I [F] wish you'd do it [G] again, I'll watch you leave [C] feeling free
There [G] goes the next [Dm] contestant _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [Dm] I even fear the [D] ladies, they're cool but twice as [Gm] crazy
Just as [Dm] bad for coming onto her
Don't they know it's never [D] gonna work?
Each time she bats an eyelash, somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone [F] keeps coming onto her, this [Gm] time somebody's [F] getting hurt
Here [Gm] comes the next [F] contestant
Is that _ [C] _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ [F] _ [Cm] your head?
_ [G] _ _ [D]
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave feeling [D] free
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave feeling free
There [G] goes the next [D] contestant _ _ _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ [D] _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D]
[Dm] I'm hating what she's [D] wearing, everybody [Gm] here keeps [D] staring
Can't [Dm] wait till they get what they [G] deserve, this time [Gm] somebody's getting [F] hurt
Here comes [G] the next _ [E] contestant
Is [C] that your head?
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [C] Your head
I [G] _ _ [D] wish [F] you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch [G] you leave feeling [A] free
I wish [F] you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave feeling [D] free
I wish [F] you'd do it [C] again, _ [G] _ _ [D] I'll watch [F] you leave feeling [C] free
There _ _ goes [G] the next [A] contestant