Chords for Newfie Music (Song 10)
Tempo:
114.4 bpm
Chords used:
C
Bb
Cm
Ab
Eb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[Bb]
[C] Oh [Ab] oh oh oh [C] oh
Well I pick [G] a party [Bb] chainsaw and go [C] to drink my beer
A [Bb] couple a dozen games of darts three or four [C] times a year
[Cm] Sort me nuts and [Bb] bolts, sharpen [C] up my knife
Escape [Bb] from the youngsters, the [C] TV and the wife
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a [Gm] chesterfield, a [C] toilet and a bed
It's the only place where I can go [Cm] and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude with a [C] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[C] [Ab]
[C] Well, the smoke goes up [Bb] the chimney, a [C] signal to the boys
They [Bb] all invent excuses and they show up [C] like the flies
We [Cm] stand around discussing the [C] deeper things in life
Like the beauty [Bb] of a piston or the [C] marbles of a trike
In me [Cm] shed, me shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Might as well [Eb] get a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with my [Ab] toys
Go and fight [Gm] solitude with a [Cm] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[Ab]
[C] Oh
[Ab]
[C] There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
Like the sharpening [Bb] of a box saw or tying [Cm] up some flies
To justify your shed, [Bb] time keep quality [C] in life
You build [Bb] a coffee table just to [C] satisfy the wife
In the shed, [Cm] the shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a chester, [Gm] be it a [C] toilet and a bed
It's [Cm] the only place where I can go and tinker with [Ab] my toys
[Eb] Go and find solitude with [Bb] a bunch of [Cm] mumbly [Eb] guys
[G]
Oh
[Bb] [Gm]
[Cm] And I got to say she's [Bb] beautiful, men [C] will all agree
With her [Bb] arse to the wood pile, she faces [C] out to sea
An oil drum would stole the hole for the mouse
And [Bb] a thousand little treasures that got banished [C] from the house
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with me toys
Go [Eb] and find [Gm] solitude with a bunch of [Cm] mumbling [Eb] guys
[Ab] Leave, Reg!
[Cm] [Bb]
[C] [Bb] [Ab] [Bb] [Cm]
[Bb] [Cm]
If the wife ever [Bb] threatens and forces [C] me to choose between my marriage [Bb] or the shed
Either [C] way I'm going to lose me tools and me [Bb] buddies or me wife [Cm] and our bed
I guess I'll have [Ab] to leave it all and move it [Cm] to me shed
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the toilet [C] and the bed
It's the only [Cm] place where I can go and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude [G] with a bunch of ugly [C]
guys
[C] Oh [Ab] oh oh oh [C] oh
Well I pick [G] a party [Bb] chainsaw and go [C] to drink my beer
A [Bb] couple a dozen games of darts three or four [C] times a year
[Cm] Sort me nuts and [Bb] bolts, sharpen [C] up my knife
Escape [Bb] from the youngsters, the [C] TV and the wife
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a [Gm] chesterfield, a [C] toilet and a bed
It's the only place where I can go [Cm] and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude with a [C] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[C] [Ab]
[C] Well, the smoke goes up [Bb] the chimney, a [C] signal to the boys
They [Bb] all invent excuses and they show up [C] like the flies
We [Cm] stand around discussing the [C] deeper things in life
Like the beauty [Bb] of a piston or the [C] marbles of a trike
In me [Cm] shed, me shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Might as well [Eb] get a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with my [Ab] toys
Go and fight [Gm] solitude with a [Cm] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[Ab]
[C] Oh
[Ab]
[C] There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
Like the sharpening [Bb] of a box saw or tying [Cm] up some flies
To justify your shed, [Bb] time keep quality [C] in life
You build [Bb] a coffee table just to [C] satisfy the wife
In the shed, [Cm] the shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a chester, [Gm] be it a [C] toilet and a bed
It's [Cm] the only place where I can go and tinker with [Ab] my toys
[Eb] Go and find solitude with [Bb] a bunch of [Cm] mumbly [Eb] guys
[G]
Oh
[Bb] [Gm]
[Cm] And I got to say she's [Bb] beautiful, men [C] will all agree
With her [Bb] arse to the wood pile, she faces [C] out to sea
An oil drum would stole the hole for the mouse
And [Bb] a thousand little treasures that got banished [C] from the house
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with me toys
Go [Eb] and find [Gm] solitude with a bunch of [Cm] mumbling [Eb] guys
[Ab] Leave, Reg!
[Cm] [Bb]
[C] [Bb] [Ab] [Bb] [Cm]
[Bb] [Cm]
If the wife ever [Bb] threatens and forces [C] me to choose between my marriage [Bb] or the shed
Either [C] way I'm going to lose me tools and me [Bb] buddies or me wife [Cm] and our bed
I guess I'll have [Ab] to leave it all and move it [Cm] to me shed
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the toilet [C] and the bed
It's the only [Cm] place where I can go and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude [G] with a bunch of ugly [C]
guys
Key:
C
Bb
Cm
Ab
Eb
C
Bb
Cm
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
_ _ _ [C] Oh [Ab] oh oh oh [C] oh
Well I pick [G] a party [Bb] chainsaw and go [C] to drink my beer
A [Bb] couple a dozen games of darts three or four [C] times a year
[Cm] Sort me nuts and [Bb] bolts, sharpen [C] up my knife
Escape [Bb] from the youngsters, the [C] TV and the wife
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a [Gm] chesterfield, a [C] toilet and a bed
It's the only place where I can go [Cm] and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude with a [C] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[C] Well, the smoke goes up [Bb] the chimney, a [C] signal to the boys
They [Bb] all invent excuses and they show up [C] like the flies
We [Cm] stand around discussing the [C] deeper things in life
Like the beauty [Bb] of a piston or the [C] marbles of a trike
In me [Cm] shed, me shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Might as well [Eb] get a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with my [Ab] toys
Go and fight [Gm] solitude with a [Cm] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[Ab] _
_ _ [C] Oh
_ [Ab] _ _
[C] There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
Like the sharpening [Bb] of a box saw or tying [Cm] up some flies
To justify your shed, [Bb] time keep quality [C] in life
You build [Bb] a coffee table just to [C] satisfy the wife
In the shed, [Cm] the shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a chester, [Gm] be it a [C] toilet and a bed
It's [Cm] the only place where I can go and tinker with [Ab] my toys
[Eb] Go and find solitude with [Bb] a bunch of [Cm] mumbly [Eb] guys
[G] _
_ _ Oh
[Bb] _ _ _ [Gm] _
[Cm] And I got to say she's [Bb] beautiful, men [C] will all agree
With her [Bb] arse to the wood pile, she faces [C] out to sea
An oil drum would stole the hole for the mouse
And [Bb] a thousand little treasures that got banished [C] from the house
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with me toys
Go [Eb] and find [Gm] solitude with a bunch of [Cm] mumbling [Eb] guys _
[Ab] Leave, Reg!
[Cm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ _ If the wife ever [Bb] threatens and forces [C] me to choose between my marriage [Bb] or the shed
Either [C] way I'm going to lose me tools and me [Bb] buddies or me wife [Cm] and our bed _
_ _ _ I guess I'll have [Ab] to leave it all and move it [Cm] to me shed
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the toilet [C] and the bed
It's the only [Cm] place where I can go and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude [G] with a bunch of ugly [C] _ _ _ _
guys _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] Oh [Ab] oh oh oh [C] oh
Well I pick [G] a party [Bb] chainsaw and go [C] to drink my beer
A [Bb] couple a dozen games of darts three or four [C] times a year
[Cm] Sort me nuts and [Bb] bolts, sharpen [C] up my knife
Escape [Bb] from the youngsters, the [C] TV and the wife
In me shed, me shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a [Gm] chesterfield, a [C] toilet and a bed
It's the only place where I can go [Cm] and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude with a [C] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[C] Well, the smoke goes up [Bb] the chimney, a [C] signal to the boys
They [Bb] all invent excuses and they show up [C] like the flies
We [Cm] stand around discussing the [C] deeper things in life
Like the beauty [Bb] of a piston or the [C] marbles of a trike
In me [Cm] shed, me shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Might as well [Eb] get a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with my [Ab] toys
Go and fight [Gm] solitude with a [Cm] bunch of ugly [Eb] guys
[Ab] _
_ _ [C] Oh
_ [Ab] _ _
[C] There are meaningful activities for men to all enjoy
Like the sharpening [Bb] of a box saw or tying [Cm] up some flies
To justify your shed, [Bb] time keep quality [C] in life
You build [Bb] a coffee table just to [C] satisfy the wife
In the shed, [Cm] the shed, me lovely little shed
Might [Eb] as well get a chester, [Gm] be it a [C] toilet and a bed
It's [Cm] the only place where I can go and tinker with [Ab] my toys
[Eb] Go and find solitude with [Bb] a bunch of [Cm] mumbly [Eb] guys
[G] _
_ _ Oh
[Bb] _ _ _ [Gm] _
[Cm] And I got to say she's [Bb] beautiful, men [C] will all agree
With her [Bb] arse to the wood pile, she faces [C] out to sea
An oil drum would stole the hole for the mouse
And [Bb] a thousand little treasures that got banished [C] from the house
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the [C] toilet and the bed
It's the [Cm] only place where I can go and tinker with me toys
Go [Eb] and find [Gm] solitude with a bunch of [Cm] mumbling [Eb] guys _
[Ab] Leave, Reg!
[Cm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[C] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ [Cm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ _
_ _ If the wife ever [Bb] threatens and forces [C] me to choose between my marriage [Bb] or the shed
Either [C] way I'm going to lose me tools and me [Bb] buddies or me wife [Cm] and our bed _
_ _ _ I guess I'll have [Ab] to leave it all and move it [Cm] to me shed
In the shed, the shed, me lovely little [Ab] shed
Mine's where I'm getting a [Gm] chance to feel the toilet [C] and the bed
It's the only [Cm] place where I can go and tinker with me [Ab] toys
Go [Eb] and find solitude [G] with a bunch of ugly [C] _ _ _ _
guys _ _ _ _ _ _ _