Bad Detective Chords by New York Dolls

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_ _ Yeah, yeah, [A] _
yeah, yeah.
_ _ Somebody's taking Hong Kong, Hong Kong,
I'm glad that they come _ to the ship,
I feel like I'm floating on a ship.
Well, I got a tip from [C] China
that [A] they stole all food in town.
So I took an ocean [C] liner
down [A] to Hong [C] Kong.
[A] I'm a 13-mile steep part,
I called up all the gang.
They tripping and shaking
when they come,
that's all [Gb] they take,
[Dm] cause I'm [D] a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah,
and I'm [A] holding my man,
baby, she a soft man.
Said [D] I'm a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna stab you [E] in the hand,
baby, she a soft man.
_ [C] _ [A] _ Honorable [C] Scott,
[A] a veteran of our [C] war,
[A] he can fight [C] [A] lies
and hate good show.
Said it'd be there
for a stupid thing,
fire from me [E] go down
and it's [Am] all the gang.
[D] Said I'm a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah,
and [C] I'm holding [A] my man,
[C] baby, she [A] a soft man.
Said [D] I'm a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna stab you [E] in the hand,
baby, she a soft man.
[Dm] Honorable Scott.
_ _ _ _ _ [Am] _
Yeah, _ _ _ _ yeah,
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
yeah, yeah,
_ yeah, yeah, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[D] _ I'm a bad bitch, yeah,
and I'm [Ab] holding [A] my _ man,
baby, she a soft man.
Said [D] I'm a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna stab you [E] in the hand,
baby, she a soft man.
_ [A] So well-trapped,
don't mean a word,
but to our surprise,
I've been [C] shooting [A] guns,
staring in our [C] [A] eyes,
ripped them all to toes,
in the jukebox shop,
getting tied to a [C] hand,
[Am] but it's Birmingham,
quite a lot of dick.
And [A] _ [D] I'm a bad bitch, yeah, yeah,
and _ [Ab] I'm holding [A] my man,
baby, she a soft man.
And [D] I'm a bad bitch,
yeah, yeah, _
I'm gonna stab you [E] in the hand,
baby, she a soft man.
_ [A] Well,
Mr.
Chan's out [C] of the cage,
[A] and [Am] everything's pretty cool.
[A] _ _ [C] It's almost [A] cool, anyway.
[C] I [A] said, Mr.
Chan,
_ [C] _ [A] _ _
_ [C] _ [A] _ _ _ _ Mr.
Chan,
Mr.
Chan, don't tell me now.
Mr.
Chan,
[E] _ [A] Mr.
Chan, _ _ _ _
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