Chords for NANCY WILSON LIVE - GUESS WHO I SAW TODAY

With you gentlemen in the audience about this song, I [Bm] told you I was singing this song to you, never for you.
_ Now I admit that in the past I, oh I led, [Gm]
led you to believe _ that if ever I were to find myself in this situation,
I would make this serious effort to [B] conduct myself in the manner this song suggests.
[Bb] However, I lied.
[Bm] No, I don't play this.
I do not play this.
[Gbm] But I do care about you and because I care, [C] I would like to just [Bb] suggest [B] merely
that those of you gentlemen in the audience who choose to [E] insist [Db] on being indiscreet,
[A] you really [D] [E] ought to do yourself a favor and have the kind of female at [Bm] home who can handle all [G] that.
And I'm talking lady in [Bm] caps, sweet lady, nice [Em] lady, kind, [D] patient, _ _ [A] tolerant, [Ab] considerate and [G] understanding.
On the real side, I'm, _ _ well you need someone who is relatively naive _ [Bm] and basically stupid.
[Gb] _ _ _ _ You need all that if you really expect to hear, you're so [Gbm] late [C] getting [Bm] _ [F] home [E] from the office.
[Gbm] _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ And _ I am supposed to say, darling, _ _ [Gbm] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ darling, did you miss [A] your train?
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [N] _ _ _ _ [Bm] Were [E] you caught in [Db] the rain?
[A] _ [Bm] No, don't bother _ [A] to [E] explain.
Can [Ebm] I fix [Fm] you a quick [Bbm] martini?
_ _ As a matter of [Gb] fact, I will have [F] you.
[Ab] _
_ [Bbm] You [Abm] see, [Gb] you see, to tell [Db] you the truth, [Fm] I've had [Gb] quite a day _ [Cm] too.
_ [Eb] _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Dm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ [Eb] _
_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _ [D] _
_ Just over [Cm] today, my dear, I went in town, [F] I shopped [Bb] around for something.
_ [D] _ [G] _ _ [B] And I [Cm] thought I'd stop [Bb] _ _ [Eb] and have a bite [D] when I was through.
_ [G] _ _ _
[Cm] I looked around, _ _ [D] I looked around [Bb] for something to [Dm] eat.
_ _ [Db] _ _
[Cm] And it occurred to [F] me, [Cm] for I had lost [Dm] my mind.
_ [Gm] _ _ [Bm] There, [C] there was this most [Dm] attractive [F] _ little [D] French cafe [Dm] and bar.
[G] _ You know, [Gb] it really, [Bb] it _ [F] really [Bb] wasn't very far.
[Bbm] _ [Dbm] _ _ The [Ebm] waiter, _ _ [Bbm] _ [Fm] the waiter showed me [Bbm] to a doxy, gluted corner.
_ _ [Em] And [Ebm] as my _ [Bb] eyes [Gb] _ [Ab] became accustomed [Db] to the bloom, _ _ _ _ _
[Dm] _ I saw [Em] two people at the bar [G]
[Em] who _ [E] were so [A] in love. _
[Dm] _ _ _ _ [G] _ And I was _ clear [Db] across the [Ab] room.
_ [Dm] _ [Cm] _
Guess who, _ _ [F] guess [C] who, _ [Dm] _ [D] guess who I [Gm] saw today, [B] my dear?
[C] I [Bb] have never been [Eb] so shocked before. _
[D] I am blind, _ [G] _ _ they [Cm] _ _ _ _ [A] _ [Bb] didn't see me as I was [Gm] passing.
_ _ _ Now you guess [Bb] who I saw today, [Cm] _ _ guess who I [Dm] saw today, [A] _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ [Cm] _ _ _ _ _ today?
_ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Miss Otis _ _ regrets _ _ _ _ _ _ she's unable to lunch _ today.
_ _ [Cm] _ _ _ [Dm] _
[Bb] _ Miss Otis regrets _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [G] I'm unable [Cm] to lunch [F] today.
_ _ _ _ I'm [Bb] so sorry to [D] be [Gm] in delay.
[Bb] _ _
But [Eb] last evening down in [F] the lover _ lane, I [Bb] think of the man I _ [C] _ knew.
Miss _ [Bb] Otis regrets. _
_ _ I [Db] _ _ saw [Eb] _ [F] _ you.
[Bb] _ [Cm] _ [Bb] _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ [N] _