My Stick Chords by Bad Lip Reading

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_ _ _ [A] _ _ Now that's a fire.
_ _ _ _ Let's knock _ you in your head with my stick. _ _
[G] You gonna have [A] a mark from my stick. _
My stick, [G] my stick, [F] my stick is better than bacon.
_ _ [D] _ _ _
[F] You can't touch my stick.
I don't want [D] to.
_ _ [E]
[F] Yeah, you want my stick.
_ [A] _ _ [C] _ [A]
My stick, _ _ _ my _ _ _ _ _ stick, [G] _ _
[F] my stick is better than bacon. _
[Dm] _ _ _ [F] You can't touch my stick.
It's just a [Dm] stick.
_ _ [F] It's my perfect stick.
[G] _
[A] My stick is my [G] friend, born from a log.
[C] _ Everyone can [D] see it's better [C] than bacon.
_ _ _ _ [G] Why'd you [Am] get so grouchy and mean?
Because you're grouchy.
[G] Why'd you pick that [A]
creature's mouth that's green?
Because you're sick.
My stick, [G] my stick, [F] my stick is better than bacon.
_ [C]
[Dm] You can't touch my stick.
[F] You can't use my stick.
Well, it's just a [Dm] stick.
You can't touch my stick.
[F] Don't you like my stick?
No, it's [Dm] just a stick.
You can't touch my stick.
[F] It's my perfect stick. _
[A] My stick, let me [G] take walks every [C] day.
Pass the food [D] against the [C] body of the ocean.
[A] When [Am] they grap it [G] by the sleeve, then they learn.
[C] Your stick is [D] much [C] denser than bacon.
_ _ _ _ [F] [Am] Smell the little piggy and I let the little piggy run amok.
_ _ Low on our [A] sleep, the little piggy kept [C] waking me up.
_ _ [F] People all fight about which bird [Am] are the best birds.
_ [Dm] They have their body in a green and [C] seagull-little world.
[Am] I kiss my stick, you kiss my stick.
You [B] can't eat the plastic, you don't let someone [F] eat. _ _
_ _ I [Am] disappear, my ears don't [A] reappear.
My energy [B] will fly like [F] a sting. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Am] When I was a [A] little bitty [Am] kid, little bitty kid,
[G] I had [C] not yet [A] found my mighty [Am] stick.
Bet I didn't, [B] hmm?
I could break your stick, it's just my brain.
My stick?
I could [D] make you [B] wish you could feel pain.
My stick, my stick, my [G] stick.
My stick is better than bacon.
[Bm] _ _
[Em] _ _ You [G] can't touch my stick.
I know what you're [Em] saying.
_ _ [G] You want my stick, it's just a [Em] stick.
_ _ [G] It's my big boy stick.
On the back of venom, and I wish you really, [Bm] really, really didn't.
[B] _ _
[Em] Nobody had a good reason to.
On [D] the back of venom.
_ [Bm] _
I'm broke on my face sometimes, cause I like how it hurts. _ _
[Em] Everybody can agree that's [D] because I'm the worst. _ _
[B] Stick is stick, can't break off my stick, eat your pizza.
[G] _ Everyone can see it's better than [A] bacon.
[B] _ Stick is my brain, all the time I'm [G] around.
_ Everyone can see it's better than [A] bacon.
[B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _