Chords for My Old Man’s a Dustman

_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
_ Lovely wife, [F#] as beautiful. _ _
_ [E] Now here's a [C#m] little story _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ _ To tell it [B] is a must _ _ _ _
[C] About an [C#m] unsung hero
_ _ [F#] Who moves away [B] your dust And garbage
_ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
Some people [B] make a fortune
_ _ [F#]
Others make [B] a mint
_ [F#] But my old man [B] don't earn that [F#] much
In fact, _ _ [B] he's flipping _ skins _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E]
My old man's a dustman
He wears [B] a dustman's hat
He wears bum-dimey trousers
And he lives in a [E] castle flat
He looks up from Bernada
To his grippy [A] home-made boots
[B] He has such a job to pull him up
That he calls them [E] daisy roots
Now most gift gifts at Christmas
And some of [B] them forget
So when he picks their mints up
He spills some [E] on the step
Now one old man got nasty
And to the [A] council wrote
[C#] Next time my old man went round there
He punched him up the throat
[E]
My old man's a dustman
He wears [B] a dustman's hat
He wears bum-dimey trousers
And he lives in [E] a castle flat
One day whilst in a hurry
He missed a [B] lady's pin
He hadn't gone but a few yards
When she chased [C#m] after him _
_ _ He saw a horse ride from beyond
You missed [A#] me, am I too late?
Now [B] hop up on the car
[E] My old man's a dustman
He wears a [B] dustman's hat
He wears bum-dimey trousers
And he lives [E] in a castle flat
Now my old man, he's got [B] an honourable
Now he got married recently
Though he's [E] 86 years old
We said, hang on Dad
You're getting [A] past your [B] prime
He said, oh when you reach my age
It's just the pass of time
[E]
My old man's a dustman
_ [B] He wears a dustman's hat
He wears bum-dimey trousers
And he lives in [E] a castle flat
He found a tiger's head one day
And nailed a [B] piece of wood
The tiger looked quite miserable
But I [E] suppose he should
Just then from out the window
A voiceless [A] head swelled
[E] _
Where's me [B] tiger's head?
For a good for his tail
[E] My old man's a dustman
He wears a [B] dustman's hat
He wears bum-dimey trousers
And he lives [E] in a castle flat _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _ [B] He's a tiger man, a dustman
He might be [C#m] my old [A] man
_ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G#] _ _ _