Chords for My New Philosophy

_ _ Oh yeah?
That's what you think.
What?
That's my new philosophy.
Oh yeah?
That's what you think.
Well, why are you telling me?
What?
Why are you telling me?
Why are you telling me?
I like it!
That's a good philosophy. _
Why are you telling me?
Why are you telling me?
_ Why are you telling me my new philosophy?
That teacher gave a D on [Bm] last [A] week's post.
[F#m] She said Miss Sally [F] Brown _ [Dm] _
_ [E] _ _ had [F#] told her philosophy.
[E] My new philosophy.
Miss G?
I'm she.
Look see.
A D?
A [C] D.
[E] Well, why are you telling me?
And that's my [A] new philosophy.
[F] That's your [A] new philosophy.
[D] Why are you telling [E] me my new philosophy?
[A] _ That's great Sally, but I've got to go practice Chopin's Nocturne in B flat minor.
No! _ _ _ _
No!
That's a good philosophy. _ _ _
That's your new philosophy, huh?
[E] Yes! _ _ _
[A] _ A busy bee.
Each new philosophy.
_ Can fly from tree to tree.
And [Bm] keep me [A] moving.
[F#m] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
In [E] days.
I choose a [F#] difference.
[B] My new philosophy.
[E] My new philosophy.
Sally!
[F#] Some [C#] philosophies are [D] simple.
Man does not live by bread [F#m] alone.
Some [C#] philosophies are [D] clear.
Leave your message at the sound of the [Gm] tone.
Some [D] philosophies begin [A#] to use.
Deciding what [A] goes in it.
Some take a [A#] lifetime.
Mine [E] take a minute.
[A] But Sally, anything that takes only a minute can't be very lasting.
For instance, Beethoven took over two years to complete his brilliant ninth symphony.
No!
[B] I can't stand it!
I can't stand _ _
_ [A] _ it. Your guarantee.
My new philosophy.
Some things are sure to be a [Bm] hoax.
I _
[A] _ [D] _ _ _ [A] _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ said that we should live each day as if it were the last [B] day of our life.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
Clearly, some philosophies aren't for all people.
And [A] that's my new philosophy! _ _ _ _ _