Chords for My Name Is

_ Hi, my [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My name [Abm] is Slam [F] Lady.
Hi, my name is huh?
My [Bb] name is what?
My [Ab] name is [F] Slam Lady.
[G] Hi, my name is what?
My name [Bb] is who?
My [Ab] name is Slam [F] Lady.
Can I have [G] the attention of the class [Bb] for one second?
Hi, my [Ab] name is what?
My name is [F] Slam Lady.
Hi kids, [G] do you like violence?
[Bb] Wanna see me [Ab] stick nine inch nails to each one of my [F] eyelids?
Wanna [Gm] copy me and do [Bb] exactly like I did?
Try sin and [Ab] get fucked up worse than my [G] life is?
My brain said wait, I'm trying to get my head [Bb] straight,
but I can't figure out [Ab] which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
[G] And Dr.
Dre said, Slam Shady, you [Bb] a basic.
[Ab] Why is your face red?
Man, [Am] you wasted.
Well, since age [G] 12, I felt like I'm someone [Bb] else
cause I hung my original [Ab] self from the top bunk to the [F] belt.
Got pissed [G] off and ripped Pamela Lee's [Bb] tits off
and smacked her so hard [Ab] I knocked her close backwards like [F] Twist Boy.
I smoke a [G] fat pound of grass and fall [Bb] on my ass faster than a [Ab] fat bitch who sat down too [F] fast.
Come here, Slut [G] Shady, wait a minute.
That's my [Bb] girl, dawg.
I don't give a [Ab] fuck, God sent me to piss the [F] world off.
Hi, my [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Slam [F] Lady.
Hi, my [G] name is what?
My [A] name is _ [Ab]
Slam [F] Lady.
Hi, my [G] name is what?
My [Bb] name is who?
My [Ab] name is Slam [F] Lady.
Hi, my [G] name is what?
[Bb] My [Ab] name is [Fm] Slam Lady.
My English teacher [G] wanted to flunk me [Bb] in junior high.
Thanks a lot.
[Ab] Next semester I'll be 35.
I smacked him in the [G] face with an [Bb] eraser, chased him with a [Ab] stapler,
stapled his [F] nuts to a stack of paper.
Walked in a [G] strip club, had my jacket [Bb] zipped up,
[Ab] flashed a bartender, and stuck my dick in his tip cup.
Extra [G]-terrestrial, running over [Bb] pedestrians in [Abm] a spaceship while they're screaming [Am] at me.
99 [G]% of my life I was [Gm] lied to.
I just found [Ab] out my mom does more dope [F] than I do.
I told her [G] I'd grow up to be a famous [Gm] rapper, make a record [Ab] about doing drugs and name [F] after her.
You know you [G] blew up when these women rushed your [Bb] stands,
tried to touch your [Ab] ass like screaming usher [Am] fans.
This guy White [G] Castle asked for my [Bb] autograph, so I finally feared [Ab] Dave.
Thanks for the support, [F] asshole.
Hi, my [G] name is Ha, my [Bb] name is Ho, my [Ab] name is Slam [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [Ab] _
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[F] Lady.
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[F] Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away.
Get [Ab] him!
Dr.
Dre, don't just stand there, [F] operate.
[G] I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to [Bb] die.
I'll have to be carried [Abm] inside the [Eb] cemetery and buried alive.
Am I [G] coming or going?
I can [Bb] barely decide.
I just [Ab] drank a fifth of vodka, [A] dare me to drive?
All my [G] life I was very deprived.
I ain't had a woman in [Ab] years, and my [Am] palms are too hairy to hide.
[G] Clothes ripped like the Incredible [Bb] Hulk.
I spit when I [Ab] talk, I fuck anything [F] that walks.
When I was little [G] I used to get so hungry I would [Bb] throw fits.
How you gonna [Ab] breastfeed me, mom?
You ain't got [F] no tits.
I lay [G] awake and strap myself in [Bb] the bed with a bulletproof [Ab] vest on.
And shoot myself in [F] the head, I'm steaming [G] mad.
By the way, when [Bb] you see my dad, tell [Ab] him that I slit his throat in his dream I had.
Hi, [G] my name is what?
[A] My name is who?
[Ab] My name is Slim [F] Lady.
Hi, [G] my name is huh?
[Bb] My name is what?
[Ab] My name is [Fm] Slim Lady.
Hi, [G] my name is who?
[Bb] My name is huh?
[Ab] My name is Slim [F] Lady.
Hi, [G] my name is huh?
[A] My name is who?
My name is Slim Lady.
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