Chords for My First Show in California and Someone Yells My Song

[B] [E] So here's what I have.
[Gb] I have like, I can set up your amp.
[Db] I have this, and it has like amp in the box.
And then I have like [Bm] a direct, oh you have like.
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[Gb] Oh we'll do that.
Okay.
_ [E] _ [Db] Oh you [Gbm] know him.
Oh [Ab] cool.
[Dbm] I just met him.
[E] Tosin turns [Db] his back on [Abm] us like that.
I hear the no touch.
Okay.
_ [A] I'm sorry.
[Abm] We're [A] not going to have to do that.
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[Gbm] _ [E] One, two, [Gb] one, two.
Yeah I think [D] it's going to sound good.
[N]
Who are these people who are clapping?
Who are you? _
Oh yeah!
_ _ _ [F] I live in Florida.
I [G] don't get this reception in Florida.
This is [Fm] hilarious.
[Em] [F] Oh my god.
This is nuts.
Okay, this is just a sound check.
This is just a sound check.
It's going to [N] go downhill from here, I promise.
Good evening everybody! _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] Alright!
_ [B] You know what's really funny?
I was walking around NAMM [F] floor,
and I met Tyler.
I think Tyler's the manager.
And he's [Ab] like, I'm the one [G] person who watches all your videos, and I have [N] a venue in Hunterkin Beach.
I'm like, okay.
And I'm here until, I think it's still Wednesday.
And he's like, what night do you have available?
I think I have Sunday.
Okay, come on down.
And I posted a video yesterday,
and like my expectations for anyone showing up were like minimal.
And who are you people?
Make some noise! _
_ _ _ _ _ So [E] if we could have [D] done this on one day's notice,
[Ebm] imagine what we could have done in [N] two days' notice. _
_ The results would have been doubled, right?
That's how this works.
My name is Dominus, and I've been residing in Florida for too long.
But originally I'm from Lithuania, and I've been living in the United States for, you know, ten years.
And I've been stealing [Ab] American jobs ever since. _
_ [F] This joke does not go well in Florida.
[N] You're like, you've won.
You're so much better.
Anyways, normally [D] what I say when I play in Florida, like sit back, relax, don't pass out.
And if it's [N] too loud, tell a tenor a hearing aid to the rock and roll position.
Because where I live, the youngest age I think is 85.
You know?
But yeah, just so, [A] so the dance floor is open.
It clearly was [Gbm] already open.
I'm just going to play whatever.
And if you have a song [Fm] request, I'll be [Eb] happy to [N] ruin it for you.
I'll like, I'll [Eb] butcher it, and it'll be [B] allegedly, allegedly [Am] good.
Okay.
89 plus!
89 plus?
And we like, we start off the [A] bat with like the best song [Fm] I've got. _
It's like, [Bb] this is the best I have, [G] you know?
If we start with 89 [Db] plus, this is going to [E] go like lower and lower.
Oh, [N] that's right.
Thanks, Tyler.
As a tip jar for your donations and contributions, [Bb] I drove [Bm] from Florida.
So everything donated tonight will go directly to the [B] gas fund.
[F] Will go directly [N] to 89 plus!
_ This _ _ is, you're like, you're my best crowd of the week. _ _ _
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Stayin' up, [Am] and I [A] can't sleep.
[Dm] Claim my bench, [F] on the main street.
[Bb] Standing up, [Am] but I [A] can't walk.
[F] I'm on the phone, but I [Am] can't talk.
89 plus, and my muscle already [A] got stank.
They fuzzy, but they [F] calling me a bigger man.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my [Am] muscle already got stank.
I've been [F] riding all night, driving all night.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my [F] muscle already [A] got stank.
[Dm] They fuzzy, but they calling me a bigger man.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my muscle already [Dm] got stank.
I've been riding all [F] night, driving all night.
[Bb] Looking out, [A] but I can't see.
[G] Locked [Dm] down, but my mind's free.
[Bb] Give you all [A] of what I ain't got.
[Dm] Are you cold?
Cause I [G] feel so [Bb] hot!
89 plus, and my [Am] muscle already got stank.
[Dm] They fuzzy, but they calling me a [F] bigger man.
89 plus, and my [Am] muscle already got stank.
I've been [Fm] riding all night, driving all [Bb] night.
89 plus, and my [A] muscle already got stank.
[Dm] They fuzzy, but they calling me a bigger man.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my [A] muscle already got stank.
I've been [Dm] riding all night.
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[A] You're not [Dm] alone.
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I'm [Am] with [A] _ [Dm] _ _ _ [F] [Bb] you.
_ [Am] _ [A] _ [Dm] _ [F] _ _ I said I [A] moved out of town, but I'm still on call.
I got them old school days for the [F] way I ball.
I got my name on the [D] map.
I'm feeling ten feet tall, and I'm flying [Gm] high.
I'm gonna take my fall.
89 [Bb] plus, and my [Am] muscle already [A] got stank.
[Dm] They fuzzy, but they [F] calling me a bigger man.
89 plus, and my [A] muscle already got stank.
I've been [Dm] riding all night, driving all [C] night.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my [A] muscle already got stank.
[Dm] They fuzzy, but they calling me a [F] bigger man.
[Bb] 89 plus, and my [Am] muscle already [A] got stank.
I've been [F] riding all night, driving all [Bb] night.
Woo, [Am] _ [A] _ [Dm] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _
_ [Am] _ [A] _ [Dm] [Am] aye, aye, aye. _
[Db] _ _ _ _ [Gb] Check it out. _
_ [Gm] _ _ [B] _ _ [Bb] [Dbm] So [Ab] that was that.
[N] I don't know.
_ _ 89 plus.
[G] It's very good.
[F] I'm [G] just, oh, I'm gonna hit you with [B] all the best ones, [G] huh?
[Gb] All of me.
OK, OK.
[Am] Do you know the [G] story?
Do any of you know the story of Adam [A] Schwib?
[F] [Bb] You do?
Oh, [B] so I don't need to say it.
OK, [Bb] good.
_ _ _ Tell this story.
[B] So when I first came to America 10 years [N] ago, I got from place to place on a