Chords for My First Show in California and Someone Requests Amish Whip

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That's very good.
Amish, _ oh I'm going to hit you with all the best ones, huh?
_ [N] All of them, okay, _ okay.
Do you know the story?
Do any of you know the story of Amish whip?
[Gb] _ You do?
Oh, so I don't need to say it, okay, good.
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_ _ _ _ _ Tell this [E] story.
_ _ [Gb] So, when I first came to America 10 years ago,
I got from place to place on a [A] bicycle.
And whip _ is a luxury vehicle, and Amish [B] people don't use _ _ [F] vehicles.
So that's the _ oxymoron, that's the pun, Amish whip.
So I put up to him, Amish [D] whip, _ it's [F] me, going from place to place,
trying to [N] steal American jobs on a bicycle.
And then [Bb] Versace diamonds on my Walmart drip.
Walmart doesn't sell Versace, you know,
but I got this $10 watch from Walmart that kind of looked fancy,
and I thought [Bb] it was cool, you know.
And I [F] keep my milkshake in a cooler [G] bag.
I didn't have that [Gb] much money on food, but milkshakes have calories.
And it didn't even have a [Bb] backpack.
I had like this cooler bag with one thing, kind of like this, you know.
_ And that's what [Ab] I did.
And then _ [B]
my Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag. _ _
_ In [Eb] Florida, in the Comas, there's a [N] lot of elderly people that allegedly have money,
and [A] when they, everything [Dbm] goes to Goodwill, you know, so you [Bm] can find good stuff.
So that's where I got, you know, my _ clothes that were like two sizes too big.
And [Bb] that's this, you know, and every line about the record label and all the other things is also like a,
it's a tragical comedy.
[A] It's just me roasting myself.
[B] That's essentially Amish whip.
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🎵Pull up chair in my Amish whip. _ _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high [F]-dress, yeah.
Keep my milkshake in a cooler bag, cooler bag.
Gucci [E] shirt still has the [D] Goodwill tag, [Bb] yeah, yeah.
I pull up chair in my Amish whip. _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F]
yeah.
Keep my milkshake [E] in a cooler [F] bag, cooler bag.
Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag.
[Bb] Got a contract with the record label, label.
Yeah, 65% of promises are on the table.
I got [F] weekly meetings at the Oyster Box. _
Career advice [Bb] from the happy hour stars.
My name is Checkman.
My triple aluminum, _ it was reviewed by hippie community.
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My name is Checkman.
My triple aluminum, _ it was reviewed [E] by [Bb] homeless community, yeah.
Got a lot of ads on my local radio station. _
Might even have a few of them on vacation, yeah, [F] yeah, yeah.
Got a lot of ads on my local radio station, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Might even have a [Bb] few of them on vacation, what?
I pull up chair in my Amish whip. _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F] yeah.
Keep my milkshake in a cooler bag, cooler bag.
Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag, yeah, [Bb] yeah.
I pull up chair in my Amish whip. _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F] yeah.
Keep my milkshake in a cooler bag, cooler bag.
Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag.
[Bb] I'm _ _ _ _ _ _ _
a man who's addicted to _ _ [F]
the stuff that I [E] do.
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_ addicted to _ the stuff that I do.
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man who's addicted to the stuff that I [C] do.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] If I stop, it won't take me many [Gm] places.
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The rush consists of unfamiliar faces.
[F] I tip the driver before we start the ride, yeah.
[G] Because dislocations always reach on time, [Bb] like Chipotle.
I'm getting double chicken, I pay extra, no.
I know a couple tricks, I'm drinking [F] soda, fuck.
[E] And a water [F] gun.
They don't know me yet, but [E] I always [Bb] say, what's up, what's up?
Pull up chair in my Amish whip. _ _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F] yeah.
Keep my milkshake [E] in a cooler [F] bag, cooler bag.
Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag, yeah, [Bb] yeah.
I pull up chair in my Amish whip. _
Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F] yeah.
Keep my milkshake [E] in a cooler [F] bag, cooler bag.
Gucci shirt still has the Goodwill tag, yeah, [Bb] yeah.
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_ _ [Bb] _ _ Pull up chair in my Amish whip.
_ _ Versace diamonds on my wall, my high-dress, [F] yeah.
Keep my milkshake [E] in a cooler [F] bag, cooler _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
bag.
Yeah, yeah.
_ [N] _ Woo!
_ _ _ Yeah!
_ Thank you.
_ _ _ Thank you. _
Yes.
Thank you.
Thank you.
OK, I'll bring it up.
Thank you.
Thank you.
No, thank you.
Thanks for letting me know.