Chords for Muppets - Loretta Lynn - One's On The Way

[F#] _ [G] _ It's [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Em] _ _ [G] _ _
_ a real [Am] stick figure! _
_ _ [N] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ They say _ _ _ _ it [G] flies all the way to France
_ [A] And Jackie's seen in a _ discotheque
Doing a brand [D] new dance
_ And the White House offshore season
Should [G] be _ glittering again
_ [G#] [A] But here in Topeka, they play cards
Tossing and dribbling the kids are bums
One of them is toddlin' and one is crumplin' _
One's [D] flying away
_ _ _ Baby, _ _ _ _ _ you're [Am] okay, baby, [D] you're okay
_ She ain't out yet
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _
[Dm] Well, _ _ _ [D] it's just [G] under a million dollars _ _
And [A] _ Debbie's out in Vegas _
Workin' out a brand [D] new act _
And the TV's showin' Uli West
[G] A real [B] bum _ _ _ _
But [A] here in Topeka, the street doors are bangin'
Coffee's boilin' over and the washer needs to hang
One wants a cookie and one wants a change
_ _ One's flying [D] away _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] What was I doin'?
Give me getaway from [D] that show
And there goes the bum
_ _ _ [A] _ _
What's that about?
_ Granny, [D] if your homie buddy's home
The pa and the bum, [G] get away from that
_ [D] _ _ _ I don't know how many dollars left
Honey, could you stop at the [F#m] market?
_ [A]
I mean, _ _ [Am] _ I'll be _
[D] The _ _ _ girls in New York City
They [G] all march for Lennon's D
_ _ [A] Better homes and guards
Show the modern way [D] to live
The May chain _ _
_ [G] _ _ Meanwhile today _
_ [Am] Here in [A] Topeka, the eyes are buzzin'
The dog is barkin' and the door needs a [Am] spark
One needs a spank and [A] then one needs a knock
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ [C#] _ [D] _ _ Gee, I hope it ain't twins again
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _