Chords for Mr Hankey - Most Offensive Song Ever Written
Tempo:
105.35 bpm
Chords used:
B
F#
C#
G#m
D#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G#m] [F#]
[B] Howdy, [C#m] how!
[B]
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel [F#]
Gabriel [B] appeared.
[D#m] He said you are to be [G#m] the virgin mother, [E] but Mary thought that was [F#]
weird.
[G#m] Mary said I'm not [D#m] a virgin.
[E] I blew a [Em] guy last year.
[B] But then [G#m] Gabriel said to [C#] Mary, [F#] my child [B] have no fear.
You can suck all the dick you [E] want and still [B] be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still not be considered [F#] flawed.
[C#m] Although you [F#] went to town and sucked some [B] semen down,
you're still a [C#] virgin in the [B] eyes of God.
There was no room at the inn when [D#m] Mary and Joseph did [B] arrive.
But [D#m] they were so [G#m] very tired you see, [C#m] and Mary had to [F#] offer a bribe.
[G#m] Since she had [D#m] no money, [E] how would she pay for a place [Em] to sleep?
[B] [G#m] Gabriel appeared to Mary [F#] and told her [B] not to [F#] weep.
Cause you [B] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room [F#] at the inn, then [B] it's not considered [B] a sin
[D#m] to suck some [G#m] dick to get a room [B] for the night.
[G] [C] Then three wise men did appear, [Em] bearing gifts of myrrh [C] and such.
[Em] They said that they [Am] had followed a star [Dm] and missed a woman's [E] touch.
[Am] Mary thought she might [Em] pleasure them, [F] but could not take them [D] too bad.
[C] But again, Gabriel appeared to [D] her and this [G] is what he [C] said.
You can [F] suck all the [C] dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want, everyone [Dm] that hangs in [G] the nation.
[Dm] Felatio ain't [G] no sin, gonna blow those [C] three wise men.
And you'll still [Am] be a virgin cause there was no [C] penetration.
[G#] So you [C#] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, that donkey and the ox and the lambs and [D#m] even the little [G#] drummer boy.
[D#m] People will remember your [G#] name quick.
They'll say, damn [F#] that bitch could [C#] suck a good dick.
Cause sucking [A#m] dick brings [G#] peace on earth [C#] and joy.
[A#m]
Cause [C#] sucking dick [F#] brings peace on [G#] earth [C#] and [F#] joy.
[C#] [C#] Mary, Mary suck that dick.
[N]
[B] Howdy, [C#m] how!
[B]
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel [F#]
Gabriel [B] appeared.
[D#m] He said you are to be [G#m] the virgin mother, [E] but Mary thought that was [F#]
weird.
[G#m] Mary said I'm not [D#m] a virgin.
[E] I blew a [Em] guy last year.
[B] But then [G#m] Gabriel said to [C#] Mary, [F#] my child [B] have no fear.
You can suck all the dick you [E] want and still [B] be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still not be considered [F#] flawed.
[C#m] Although you [F#] went to town and sucked some [B] semen down,
you're still a [C#] virgin in the [B] eyes of God.
There was no room at the inn when [D#m] Mary and Joseph did [B] arrive.
But [D#m] they were so [G#m] very tired you see, [C#m] and Mary had to [F#] offer a bribe.
[G#m] Since she had [D#m] no money, [E] how would she pay for a place [Em] to sleep?
[B] [G#m] Gabriel appeared to Mary [F#] and told her [B] not to [F#] weep.
Cause you [B] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room [F#] at the inn, then [B] it's not considered [B] a sin
[D#m] to suck some [G#m] dick to get a room [B] for the night.
[G] [C] Then three wise men did appear, [Em] bearing gifts of myrrh [C] and such.
[Em] They said that they [Am] had followed a star [Dm] and missed a woman's [E] touch.
[Am] Mary thought she might [Em] pleasure them, [F] but could not take them [D] too bad.
[C] But again, Gabriel appeared to [D] her and this [G] is what he [C] said.
You can [F] suck all the [C] dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want, everyone [Dm] that hangs in [G] the nation.
[Dm] Felatio ain't [G] no sin, gonna blow those [C] three wise men.
And you'll still [Am] be a virgin cause there was no [C] penetration.
[G#] So you [C#] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, that donkey and the ox and the lambs and [D#m] even the little [G#] drummer boy.
[D#m] People will remember your [G#] name quick.
They'll say, damn [F#] that bitch could [C#] suck a good dick.
Cause sucking [A#m] dick brings [G#] peace on earth [C#] and joy.
[A#m]
Cause [C#] sucking dick [F#] brings peace on [G#] earth [C#] and [F#] joy.
[C#] [C#] Mary, Mary suck that dick.
[N]
Key:
B
F#
C#
G#m
D#m
B
F#
C#
_ _ [G#m] _ _ _ [F#] _
[B] _ _ Howdy, [C#m] how!
[B]
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel [F#]
Gabriel [B] appeared.
[D#m] He said you are to be [G#m] the virgin mother, [E] but Mary thought that was [F#]
weird.
[G#m] Mary said I'm not [D#m] a virgin.
[E] I blew a [Em] guy last year.
[B] But then [G#m] Gabriel said to [C#] Mary, [F#] my child [B] have no fear.
You can suck all the dick you [E] want and still [B] be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still not be considered [F#] flawed.
[C#m] Although you [F#] went to town and sucked some [B] semen down,
you're still a [C#] virgin in the [B] eyes of God.
_ There was no room at the inn when [D#m] Mary and Joseph did [B] arrive.
But [D#m] they were so [G#m] very tired you see, [C#m] and Mary had to [F#] offer a bribe.
[G#m] Since she had [D#m] no money, [E] how would she pay for a place [Em] to sleep?
_ [B] [G#m] Gabriel appeared to Mary [F#] and told her [B] not to [F#] weep.
Cause you [B] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
_ Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room [F#] at the inn, then [B] it's not considered [B] a sin
[D#m] to suck some [G#m] dick to get a room [B] for the night.
_ [G] _ [C] Then three wise men did appear, [Em] bearing gifts of myrrh [C] and such.
[Em] They said that they [Am] had followed a star [Dm] and missed a woman's [E] touch.
[Am] Mary thought she might [Em] pleasure them, [F] but could not take them [D] too bad.
[C] But again, Gabriel appeared to [D] her and this [G] is what he [C] said.
You can [F] suck all the [C] dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want, everyone [Dm] that hangs in [G] the nation.
[Dm] Felatio ain't [G] no sin, gonna blow those [C] three wise men.
And you'll still [Am] be a virgin cause there was no [C] penetration.
[G#] So you [C#] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, that donkey and the ox and the lambs and [D#m] even the little [G#] drummer boy.
[D#m] People will remember your [G#] name quick.
They'll say, damn [F#] that bitch could [C#] suck a good dick.
Cause sucking [A#m] dick brings [G#] peace on earth [C#] and joy.
_ [A#m] _
Cause [C#] sucking dick [F#] brings peace on [G#] earth _ [C#] and [F#] joy.
_ [C#] _ _ [C#] Mary, Mary suck that dick.
_ _ _ [N] _
[B] _ _ Howdy, [C#m] how!
[B]
Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel [F#]
Gabriel [B] appeared.
[D#m] He said you are to be [G#m] the virgin mother, [E] but Mary thought that was [F#]
weird.
[G#m] Mary said I'm not [D#m] a virgin.
[E] I blew a [Em] guy last year.
[B] But then [G#m] Gabriel said to [C#] Mary, [F#] my child [B] have no fear.
You can suck all the dick you [E] want and still [B] be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still not be considered [F#] flawed.
[C#m] Although you [F#] went to town and sucked some [B] semen down,
you're still a [C#] virgin in the [B] eyes of God.
_ There was no room at the inn when [D#m] Mary and Joseph did [B] arrive.
But [D#m] they were so [G#m] very tired you see, [C#m] and Mary had to [F#] offer a bribe.
[G#m] Since she had [D#m] no money, [E] how would she pay for a place [Em] to sleep?
_ [B] [G#m] Gabriel appeared to Mary [F#] and told her [B] not to [F#] weep.
Cause you [B] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
_ Mary, you can suck all the dick you want and [C#m] still be the mother of Christ.
If there's no room [F#] at the inn, then [B] it's not considered [B] a sin
[D#m] to suck some [G#m] dick to get a room [B] for the night.
_ [G] _ [C] Then three wise men did appear, [Em] bearing gifts of myrrh [C] and such.
[Em] They said that they [Am] had followed a star [Dm] and missed a woman's [E] touch.
[Am] Mary thought she might [Em] pleasure them, [F] but could not take them [D] too bad.
[C] But again, Gabriel appeared to [D] her and this [G] is what he [C] said.
You can [F] suck all the [C] dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, you can suck all the dick you want, everyone [Dm] that hangs in [G] the nation.
[Dm] Felatio ain't [G] no sin, gonna blow those [C] three wise men.
And you'll still [Am] be a virgin cause there was no [C] penetration.
[G#] So you [C#] can suck all the dick you want and still be a virgin.
Mary, that donkey and the ox and the lambs and [D#m] even the little [G#] drummer boy.
[D#m] People will remember your [G#] name quick.
They'll say, damn [F#] that bitch could [C#] suck a good dick.
Cause sucking [A#m] dick brings [G#] peace on earth [C#] and joy.
_ [A#m] _
Cause [C#] sucking dick [F#] brings peace on [G#] earth _ [C#] and [F#] joy.
_ [C#] _ _ [C#] Mary, Mary suck that dick.
_ _ _ [N] _