Chords for Moxy Fruvous - Green Eggs and Ham

_ _ _ Booty up _ _
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[C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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[E] Hey _ _ [Eb] _ [C] kids listen up if you want to be sick
Cuz you do know the text link from Cronenberg click think twice before you kiss and shout
Let me tell you a story about green eggs and ham
_ [Dbm] It was a little yellow man called Sam I am
Like you Sam I am well do you like green eggs and ham [C] do not like green eggs and ham
Would you like them here or there?
[Em] I wouldn't like them anywhere.
You know _ _ _
_ _ _ Maybe you [E] can't hear you got something in your ear.
[Db] No, I'm gonna make this perfectly clear
I would not like them housewives here.
[E] I would not like them mouse wise there
You think you can convince me Sam not for me green eggs and ham
[Em] _
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_ [C] _ _ _ Well, _ would you could you in a car [Ab] eat them don't deny who you are you're gonna like them
You're gonna see you might like them up in a [D] tree.
No, not in the tree.
Not in a car
Would you let [C] me be no house?
No mouse not here or there cuz [E] you got the problem Sam and I do not care or a jelly spam and I do not
Like green [F] eggs and ham a train a train a train a train
[E] Would you could you in a [F] train or up in an aeroplane?
How about [E] in the dark we could drive them hard we can listen to the crickets in the pit bulls
Oh, no, not in a plane not in the dark not on a train not in [N] a car
Not up a tree cuz I don't like them Sam [F] not in a schoolhouse or a shoe box
[E] With a horse mouse or a red fox not [F] here there and everywhere didn't even like the Beatles with that long [C] long hair
Hey, you lay off the Beatles buddy.
[D] I'll lay on whoever I [E] want buddy buddy me buddy
_ [Ab] You don't like green eggs and ham mr.
Perception Sam I am well
I know that you'd like him if you ate him with a goat not with a goat in a coat by a moat
[A] Now would you could you on [E] a boat?
Titus and wrote and I quote if you eat it you'll bloat and bloat like a [F] boat
I'm not interested in stuffing face in the rain on a train
I should introduce you to my friend pay not in the dark not up a tree not on your fine China with Earl Grey tea
No boxes boxes [E] houses mouses husbands and wives.
Yeah
Why are you trying to make me that I don't like it.
I wouldn't serve it to a cat
I said already.
I [F] don't like them Sam.
I am I do not _ [E] green [Ab] eggs [Gb] ham mr.
[F] Cheese you just think you don't like them
[E] You _ _ _ don't like that well you're starting to sound like a finicky cat
Drive him try them and you may find you like nothing better than [D] to bring the shaggy's over easy [C] in the frypan
And to accompany this fine taste we have Martian ham pork from space Sam you get out of my face
I'll try that off you fall over the place good.
Nothing makes the crowd disperse more quick [Ab] than a great [Fm] big puddle of sick
[G] _
_ [E] _ _ Give me
The _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
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[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [Gm] _ _ [D] _ _
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[C] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Em] rain in the dark on a train in the car
You see so I eat them in a box
With them in the house
Are _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [C] you kidding _ _