T-Bag Your Grandma Chords by Moron Police

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_ [E] Come on [Eb] and open the door to my [Cm] life
I wanna dance this tango all [F] night
She told me that I was a liar
But baby I've been ripped apart at least in my [Fm] mind
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_ [F] And though you [Db] say I may be [F] weird
You like my smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a liar
But honey I'm a [Ab] whore but karate's the [Db] way
Boy I just [Eb] wanna go my [F] way
Get in the tea bag or grab some [Ab] more
Get in the tea bag or grab some [Db] more
Push em all in your mouth, [Eb] push em all in your mouth
[F] Get in the tea bag or grab some [Ab] more
Get in the tea bag or grab some [Db] more
Push em all in your mouth, [Eb] push em all in your [Fm] mouth _ _
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_ _ _ [C] _ [F] You think you're right [C] and so she left the friends
[F] You think you're wrong and I won't
[C] _ Somebody told me that I was a whore
[F] _ _ [Cm] _ [Fm] And though you say [C] I'm lazy and weird
[Fm] You like my [C] smile but you don't like my beard
Somebody told you that I was a liar
[F] But honey I'm a whore but [Bb] karate's the way
Boy [Db] I just wanna [E] go my way
Get [F] in the tea bag or [Ab] grab some more
Get in the tea bag or [Db] grab some more
Push em all in your mouth
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[Fm] Get in the tea bag or [Ab] grab some more
Get in the tea bag or grab some more
Push em [Db] all in your [Eb] mouth, push em all in your mouth
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_ [F] _ _ _ _ Oh _ my _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
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_ [Fm] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] [Eb] God! _