Chords for Moonshiner (The Delousing Sessions)

[Bbm] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ [N] Outside of a dog, the _ book is man's best friend.
[C] Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
[Em] _ _ [E] _
_ [C] The Raven himself is hoarse that croaks the fatal instance of Duncan under my [Eb] balance.
_ _ [E] _ _ [C] Come ye spirits what tend on mortal thoughts, [E] unsex me here, _ _ and [C] fill me from the crown
[Bb] to the toes of bullard our crew.
_ _ _ [A] _ [Gm] _ [D] _ [F] Are you ready boys?
[Bb] _ [Abm] _ _ _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _
[Gb] _ [F] _ [Ab] _ _ [Gb] _ [Bbm] _ _ [Gb] _
_ [F] _ [Bbm] Well I'll take a little chagrin, [Gb] hold some [F] pinhole [Gb] gears, and I'll split all [Db] my bones
and I'll put my money on [Gb] whiskey [Fm] and beers.
[Bbm] And I hope somehow [Gb] I'll sit at [F] my spell, [Bb] if that whiskey [Db] don't kill me, [Gb] I don't [Bbm] know what will.
No, not will, _ [Db] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Db] _ _
[Gb] _ [F] _ [Bbm] if that [Db] whiskey can't kill me.
[Gb] I don't know [F] what will, [Bbm] if that whiskey [Db] don't kill me.
[Gb] I'll probably [F] kill myself if [Bbm] not for my dog. _ _
[Gb] If not for [F] my man, that [Bbm] motherfucking hotel dog. _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Bbm] I'll go to some bar room [Gb] and drink with [F] my friends, [Bb] when the women can't follow.
[Gb] And see what [F] I [Bbm] stand, I got myself pretty [F] women I wish they was [A] mine.
[Bbm] All their breath is as sweet [Gb] as the dew [F] on the vine.
[Bbm] And the roof of my wine.
And yours too, [Ebm] and your grandfather, [F] and your sisters and your [Ebm] mothers and your fathers,
[Bbm] your uncles and your brothers, your [Gb] sisters and mothers, [F] and your [Bb] girlfriends too.
_ [Db] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Eb] If that whiskey [Db] can't kill [Gb] me, I don't know [Bbm] what will.
If that whiskey [Db] can't kill me, [Gb] at least my [Bbm] heroin will. _ _ _ _
[Gb] Well, _ [F] _ [Ab] _ [Bb] _ _ _ [Gb] _
_ [F] _ _ [Bbm] give me the wind, I'm hungry.
[Gb] And she's clinging [F] on [Ebm] tight.
Oh, [Bbm] darling, I heard her.
[Ebm] And she said, [F] may I die.
[Bbm] Ooh, [Fm] I'm hungry.
[Ebm] And she's clinging [F] on tight.
[Bbm] Oh, darling, I heard [Gb] her.
And she said, [C] may I [F] die.
[Bbm] Because the whole world's a bottle.
[Gb] And life [F] is a gram.
[Bb] And a bottle [Ab] can get [Db] empty.
[Gb] It sure ain't [F] worth a dime to [Bbm] make nine cents. _ _
[Gb] _ _ [Am] And it wouldn't [Bb] dime to make nine cents.
[Bbm] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Ebm] If [Bbm] I'd river, river, whiskey.
[Gb] And I [F] was stuck.
[Bbm] I was swimming down to the bottom.
[Ebm] And by God, I [F] don't know what I'd do.
[Bbm] If I'd river, river, burning [Gb] whiskey.
And I [F] was stuck.
[Bb] I was swimming [Db] down to the bottom.
[Gb] And I'd drink my way back up.
[Bbm] Back the fuck up. _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ _ [Bb] _ _ [Bbm] _ _
[Gb] _ _ [F] _ [Bbm] If that whiskey [Db] can't kill [Ab] me, [Bbm] I don't know what will.
If that whiskey can't kill me, [Gb] I'll probably [Eb] kill myself and all my friends.