Chords for Mom Jeans (Session 2) - "Movember" Live at Little Elephant (2/3)

[D] We heard you guys grow up listening to American football.
You guys [G] must own these capos.
[A] _ Why _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
_ you gotta be [C#] so [D] fucking mean?
Said it's not your scene.
[F] Could you just [A]
leave me?
Alone with my friends, [C#] alone [D] with my thoughts.
But I often have thoughts [F] that can't be [A] shared.
If you really [C#] cared about [D] my health, about my heart, [F] then you [A] would start keeping track of
all [C#] the times [D] you said that you were fine, but [F] really [A] weren't.
It's just like back in time [C#] when
you were [D]
five.
The doctor said [F] you wouldn't be [A]
fine, but it still hurt and [C#] I'm [D] still sure it
was just a little trick to [F] make us feel [A] old.
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#m] _
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_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ _ [F#m] _
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Now I smell like smoke [C#] and I [F#m] feel like shit.
Probably [D] couldn't hurt [F] if we took [A] a dick.
Maybe then I'll finally [C#] be [D] as clean as I felt back [F] at
18.
[A] _
Cause I'm not [C#] getting [D] any younger.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
My lungs get [C#] blacker every [D]
day.
_ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [A] _
If I were to grow [C#] a beard,
_ [D]
stop drinking beer.
I fear you [A] might not love me _ enough [C#] to make [D] you stay.
_ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ [A] I really hope you'll. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C#] _ [D] _
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_ [F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [F#m]
I know I said that it's not your problem.
I know I said that it's not your care.
This is the problem where I can't get back with three dumb facts [A] and why do I care?
[D]
I know I said that [A] it's not your problem.
[F#m] I know I said that it's not your care.
This is the [A] problem where I can't get back with three dumb facts and why do I care? _ _
[F#m] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ Every day.
_ [A] _ _ If I were to [D] grow a beard, stop drinking beer.
I fear [F] you [A] might not love me enough [D] to make you stay.
[F#] _ But [A] you don't want to stop [C#] me.
[D] You don't want to stop me.
Don't [F#] want to make [A] you. _
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