Chords for Mom Jeans. - near death fail comp

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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F#] _ _ Turn off my cell phone, I'm going [B] off the grid
_ _ He is eating Cheetos in [D#m] my bed
_ watching movies
and drinking chocolate [B]
milk
_ Oh, ho
[Bm] _ _ _
_ _ _ [F#] _ I guess it's my anti _ -social
_ [B]
tendencies
_ That are keeping me from my [D#m] friends
_ And the things that [B] could be helping me
_ Get by, [Bm]
oh, but it'll get [F#] better _ _
They say
[G#m] _ step by [A#m] step
day [F#] _ by day
[B] inch by [F#] inch
_ play by _ _ [G#m] play
But I'm [A#m] scared I might not [B] have that kind of time
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_ _ _ _ _ [D#m] _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [F#] So what are you [G#] doing when all that you [A#m] love slowly drifts _ [B] away from you?
There's [F#] no one _ in blame [G#] except _ _ [A#m] _ yourself
_ _ [B] _
_ _ _ _ When you're [F#] small
_ _ and you're cute
You need me to be the [B] one that beats you [F#] up
_ _ _ _ _ [G#m] _ _ _
[F#] _ Cause if [A#m] so, then I don't get [B] _ comfortable _ _ _ _
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_ So God for shed it's something that you [B] needed when it's something that you love me everyday
_ _ [F#] You guys
_ _ _ The only thing I need to help [B] you be alive is a [D] magnifying glass or a [F#] song
_ _ Cause you're the best thing that I [B] ever _ _ heard
The worst thing that you could [D#m]
ever do to me
Is leave me [B] wondering if _ you [D] still love me
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