Chords for Moe Berg - I'm An Adult Now

_ _ _ Thank you Mike and [E] Megan for getting me to Halifax for the first time in 20 years.
I hope we can come back in 20 more. _
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_ [Am] _ So, [E] I'm going to play my hit.
Yay!
_ _ _ _ And, you know, as I was saying last [Db] night, we talked about this a little bit, Tchabitch.
I play [Bb] different songs every night and it's like, that's hard. _
How many songs do you even know?
How many songs do I even know?
But, you [Dbm] know, to me, it's like I said last night, everything [D] I have in my life [A] is because of this song.
It's like, I better play this song.
_ [Gb] My feeling probably [Db] is this song is [N] probably the only one in the [D] pursuit of happiness part of your brain for some of you.
Alright, so, you know, the whole thing is going to be [Em] for nothing if I don't play it. _ _
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Anyway, so, it's [Bb] funny, when I was getting ready [E] for this show, _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ most of the songs, almost all the songs that I played this weekend, I wrote over [Am] 20 years ago.
Some of them even [E] longer ago than that, [Eb] 30 years ago. _
[Gb] And some of them, I'm like, [A] what was I even thinking?
I [G] talked to Craig Norley about this too and he said the [A] same thing.
He said, you know, I remember writing that song and thinking, [Bb] wow, that's fantastic.
[Ab] And I listened to it now, [G] I'm like, [B] what am I talking [Dbm] about? _
[Gb] And it's like that is exactly how I [B] feel with some of these things.
[Ab] So, actually, I made a little bit of a conscious [A] effort tonight to play songs that I could at least relate to a little bit at [E] my age at this point.
And this [Bb] is song, this song [Gm] is actually one of the only [Db] songs I ever wrote that [Bb] actually has become more relatable as I got older.
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_ Well, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I don't hate my parents. _
_ _ I don't get drunk [A] just to spite them. _
_ _ [E] _ _ And drink any time I want.
I think I'll call my dad up and invite him. _
_ _ _ Sleep until noon any time I want.
_ There's not many days that I do. _
_ _ _ Gotta get up and take on that world.
Man, when you're an adult, it's no cliche, it's the truth.
_ _ [A] I'm an adult now. _
[A] _ _ [E] I'm an adult now.
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_ _ I [B] got the problems of an adult [A] on my head and on my shoulders.
I'm an [E] adult now. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Can't even look at young girls anymore.
_ People think I'm some kind of pervert.
_ _ _ _ Adult sex is either boring or dirty.
Young people, they can get away with murder.
_ _ _ _ I don't write songs [Em] about girls anymore.
_ _ _ I have to write songs about women.
_ [A] _ _ No more boy meets [Em] girl, boy loses girl.
More like, man tries to understand what the hell went wrong.
I'm an adult now.
_ _ _ I'm [Em] an adult [E] now.
_ _ I [B] got the problems of an [E] adult on my head and my libido.
I'm an adult now.
[Am] _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ I can't take any more illicit drugs.
[E] _ _ I can't afford any artificial joy.
_ _ I sure look like a goof, dead in the ditch and wearing a mind full of chemicals like some cheese-eating high school boy.
I'm [A] an adult now.
_ _ _ I'm [Em] an adult [E] now.
_ _ I [B] got the problems of an [A] adult on my head and on my [E] shoulders.
I'm an adult [Am] now.
[E] _ _ _ _ [Em] _ Sometimes my head hurts and sometimes my stomach hurts.
I guess that it won't be long.
_ _ _ _ Before I'm sitting in a room with a bunch of people whose necks and backs are aching,
who sang hearing speedy, who [E] just can't seem to get it out.
Speaking of hearing, I can't take too much loud music.
I mean, I like to play it, but I sure don't like to rock it.
_ _ No, if I can't hear anything, this guitar is screaming, screaming, screaming.
Some guy screaming in a leather jacket.
_ [A] I'm an adult now.
_ _ _ I'm [E] an adult now. _
_ _ _ I got [B] the problems of an [A] adult on my head and on my shoulders.
I'm [E] an adult now.
_ _ _ I'm [A] an adult now.
_ _ _ I'm [E] an adult now. _
_ _ _ I got [Bm] the problems of an [A] adult on my head and my libido.
[Em] I'm an adult now.
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