Chords for Modern Major General (1879)

_ The Modern Major General from Pirates of Penzance, sung by Sheep Music [Bb] Singer. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ I am the very pattern of a modern major [Bb] general.
I've information, extra double, animal, and [Eb] mineral.
I know the kings of England and I quote the quides historical.
[Bb] From marathon to [F] waterloo in order [Bb] categorical.
I'm very well acquainted too with matters [Ebm] mathematical.
[Db] I understand equations both the simple [Gb] and quadratic.
[Bb] I know the binomial theorem, I'm [Ebm] teaming with a lot of [D] news.
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_ [Bb] _ With many [F] cheerful facts _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ about the square of the _ [Eb] hypotenuse.
_ [C] _ _ [Eb] I am very good at integral differential calculus.
[Bb] I know the scientific names of beings and I'm alcholous.
But [Bb] still in matters [Eb] vegetable, [Bb] animal, and mineral.
I [Ab] am the very model of a modern [Eb] major general.
But still in matters vegetable, [Bb] animal, and [Eb] mineral.
He is the [Ab] very model of a [Eb] modern major general. _ _ _ _ _
_ I know all the things in Greek and Arthur's answer [Bb] paradox.
I answer hard acrostics, I have a pretty taste for [Eb] paradox.
I quote in Evil GX all the crimes of [Bb] Heliocobolus.
In conics I can floor [F] _ [Bb] peculiarities parabolous.
I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard [Ebm] Gauss' [Db] Aphonese.
I know the broken chorus from the frogs of [Gb] _ [Bb] Aristophanes.
And I can hum a fugue of which I've heard [Ebm] the music's pinafore.
_ [B] And whistle all the airs from that [Bb] infernal _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ nonsense _ [Eb] pinafore.
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[F] _ _ _ can write a washing bill in Babylonic [Bb] cuneiform.
Tell you every detail of Barabbas's uniform.
[Eb] In short in matters [Eb] vegetable, [Bb] animal, and mineral.
I [Ab] am the very model [Eb] of a modern major general.
But [Bb] still in matters vegetable, [Bb] animal, and mineral.
[Eb] He is the very model of a modern major general. _ _ _
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_ I can even give you _ _ _ _ prizes I'm more [Bb] wary at.
And when I know precisely what [Gm] is meant by [Bb] commissariat. _ _ _ _
[Ebm] In fun and bothering [Db] when I know more of contigs than a [Gb] novice in an [Bb] honoree.
In short when I've a smattering [Ebm] of elemental streaks.
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Major general never [Bb] has sat a G.
You'll say a better major general has never sat a G.
You'll say a better major general has never sat a G.
You'll say a better major general has never sat a sat a [Eb] G.
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[F] _ _ [Eb] _ Inventory knowledge though I'm plucky I'm [Bb] adventury.
Has only been brought down to the beginning of this century.
[Eb] But still in [Bb] matters [Eb] vegetable, [Bb] animal, and [Eb] mineral.
I am the [Ab] very model [Eb] of a modern major general.
But still in [Bb] matters [Eb] vegetable, animal, [Bb] and [Eb] mineral.
He is the [Ab] very model [Eb] of a modern major general. _ _ _
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