Chords for Mitski Reacts to Posts About Mitski
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Start Jamming...
Hello, friends.
I'm Mitski, and you're watching Crack Magazine.
That's not a good angle.
All right.
[Gb] Let's wait for a moment.
[Bb] You guys.
OK.
All right.
[N] My social media is run by my manager.
He apparently gets threats on his email saying,
put Mitski back online.
But that, you know, those threats just make me want
to not be online.
So, yeah, I live in blissful ignorance of whatever
is being said about me on Twitter.
Until today.
Let's do this.
Bought my ticket to Mitski, and they offered
a 30-day trial for Headspace.
They know their audience.
I'm not sponsored by Headspace.
I want a free Headspace.
Headspace.
Thanks. OK.
Drunk listening to Mitski in the airport.
My main character syndrome at an all-time high.
Same.
You know, I am always the main character in my mind.
That's the big problem.
Maybe you should be a songwriter.
At me.
Oh, this is direct.
Can I get a free ticket?
It's National Lesbian Day.
Mmm.
You know, it's not up to me is the thing.
You gotta take it up with Ticketmaster,
StubHub, Live Nation.
You gotta take it up with the overlords.
The thing is, they don't care what your sexuality is.
They just want your money.
But, maybe, if they do, like, a lesbian campaign.
But I don't see how that'll work,
because to prove you're a lesbian,
you'd have to fill out a form online
to get your free ticket.
But you know the straight people
are gonna take advantage of that.
So, I don't know if it's gonna work.
I'm so sorry.
New Mitski.
It's a big day for sad witches.
With a B.
You know, the sad girl thing was
reductive and tired, like,
five, ten years ago,
and it still is today.
I mean, I get this person means really well,
and I appreciate them.
I appreciate you, Jasmine.
But let's retire the sad girl shtick.
It's over.
Sad girl is over.
I can't believe this is a video.
I can't believe you're watching me just read tweets.
Crying and screaming and shitting and throwing up.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit, my heart.
I'm actually tearing up in class.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
That's sweet.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just very nice.
This is all much nicer than I thought it would be.
Okay, meme.
Love the memes.
Love the kids with the memes.
It says,
Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Mitski lyrics glued together?
You're more than that.
You're more than just my lyrics glued together,
and you know it.
Don't put yourself down.
Wow, I could do this all day.
I get the appeal.
Nice.
I like this.
It says,
You guys are in a crisis.
I'm on my way to make it worse.
We're in the UK.
This is blasphemous.
No?
I'm an American.
I'm not allowed to comment on this.
Our taxes go to fighter jets that don't even work.
So who am I to say?
This is sweet.
You know, it's like the thing.
Like, do you have money?
No, yes.
It just like all leads back to buying Laurel Hill.
I appreciate the sentiment,
but you guys,
you people gotta eat first.
Pay rent first.
Okay, next.
Oh, we're moving on to TikToks.
The way men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
It's so nice.
I'm gonna cry.
Eminem.
I am so happy.
He's so happy.
I [F] am so depressed right now
for [Bb] some Mitski music.
[Eb] Oh, Oldie.
I [Ab] am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
Wow.
[Dm] Thanks for listening to an old song.
[Bb]
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
How did the kids make Eminem's voice say [B] Mitski?
These kids and their [Cm] technology.
It's [Ab] just outstanding.
[Bb] I am so depressed right now
I am so happy.
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski [Bb] music.
[B] Amazing.
Okay, that's it.
That was fine.
That was great.
That's a great ego booster.
Thank you for that.
I'm so relieved.
You have no idea.
[N]
Oh, please.
No, please.
[N]
I'm Mitski, and you're watching Crack Magazine.
That's not a good angle.
All right.
[Gb] Let's wait for a moment.
[Bb] You guys.
OK.
All right.
[N] My social media is run by my manager.
He apparently gets threats on his email saying,
put Mitski back online.
But that, you know, those threats just make me want
to not be online.
So, yeah, I live in blissful ignorance of whatever
is being said about me on Twitter.
Until today.
Let's do this.
Bought my ticket to Mitski, and they offered
a 30-day trial for Headspace.
They know their audience.
I'm not sponsored by Headspace.
I want a free Headspace.
Headspace.
Thanks. OK.
Drunk listening to Mitski in the airport.
My main character syndrome at an all-time high.
Same.
You know, I am always the main character in my mind.
That's the big problem.
Maybe you should be a songwriter.
At me.
Oh, this is direct.
Can I get a free ticket?
It's National Lesbian Day.
Mmm.
You know, it's not up to me is the thing.
You gotta take it up with Ticketmaster,
StubHub, Live Nation.
You gotta take it up with the overlords.
The thing is, they don't care what your sexuality is.
They just want your money.
But, maybe, if they do, like, a lesbian campaign.
But I don't see how that'll work,
because to prove you're a lesbian,
you'd have to fill out a form online
to get your free ticket.
But you know the straight people
are gonna take advantage of that.
So, I don't know if it's gonna work.
I'm so sorry.
New Mitski.
It's a big day for sad witches.
With a B.
You know, the sad girl thing was
reductive and tired, like,
five, ten years ago,
and it still is today.
I mean, I get this person means really well,
and I appreciate them.
I appreciate you, Jasmine.
But let's retire the sad girl shtick.
It's over.
Sad girl is over.
I can't believe this is a video.
I can't believe you're watching me just read tweets.
Crying and screaming and shitting and throwing up.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit, my heart.
I'm actually tearing up in class.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
That's sweet.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just very nice.
This is all much nicer than I thought it would be.
Okay, meme.
Love the memes.
Love the kids with the memes.
It says,
Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Mitski lyrics glued together?
You're more than that.
You're more than just my lyrics glued together,
and you know it.
Don't put yourself down.
Wow, I could do this all day.
I get the appeal.
Nice.
I like this.
It says,
You guys are in a crisis.
I'm on my way to make it worse.
We're in the UK.
This is blasphemous.
No?
I'm an American.
I'm not allowed to comment on this.
Our taxes go to fighter jets that don't even work.
So who am I to say?
This is sweet.
You know, it's like the thing.
Like, do you have money?
No, yes.
It just like all leads back to buying Laurel Hill.
I appreciate the sentiment,
but you guys,
you people gotta eat first.
Pay rent first.
Okay, next.
Oh, we're moving on to TikToks.
The way men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
It's so nice.
I'm gonna cry.
Eminem.
I am so happy.
He's so happy.
I [F] am so depressed right now
for [Bb] some Mitski music.
[Eb] Oh, Oldie.
I [Ab] am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
Wow.
[Dm] Thanks for listening to an old song.
[Bb]
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
How did the kids make Eminem's voice say [B] Mitski?
These kids and their [Cm] technology.
It's [Ab] just outstanding.
[Bb] I am so depressed right now
I am so happy.
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski [Bb] music.
[B] Amazing.
Okay, that's it.
That was fine.
That was great.
That's a great ego booster.
Thank you for that.
I'm so relieved.
You have no idea.
[N]
Oh, please.
No, please.
[N]
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Hello, friends.
I'm Mitski, and you're watching Crack Magazine.
_ _ That's not a good angle.
All right.
[Gb] Let's wait for a moment.
[Bb] You guys.
OK.
All right. _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ My social media is run by my manager.
He apparently gets threats on his email saying,
put Mitski back online.
But that, you know, those threats just make me want
to not be online.
So, yeah, I live in blissful ignorance of whatever
is being said about me on Twitter.
Until today.
_ _ _ Let's do this.
_ Bought my ticket to Mitski, and they offered
a 30-day trial for Headspace.
They know their audience.
I'm not sponsored by Headspace.
I want a free Headspace. _
Headspace. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Thanks. OK.
Drunk listening to Mitski in the airport.
My main character syndrome at an all-time high.
Same.
You know, I am always the main character in my mind.
That's the big problem.
_ Maybe you should be a songwriter. _
At me.
Oh, this is direct.
Can I get a free ticket?
It's National Lesbian Day.
_ Mmm.
You know, it's not up to me is the thing.
_ _ You gotta take it up with Ticketmaster,
StubHub, Live Nation.
You gotta take it up with the overlords.
The thing is, they don't care what your sexuality is.
They just want your money.
But, maybe, _ if they do, like, a lesbian campaign.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
But I don't see how that'll work,
because to prove you're a lesbian,
you'd have to fill out a form online
to get your free ticket.
But you know the straight people
are gonna take advantage of that.
So, I don't know if it's gonna work.
I'm so sorry.
New Mitski.
It's a big day for sad witches.
With a B.
You know, _ _ the sad girl thing was
_ _ reductive and tired, like,
five, ten years ago,
and it still is today.
I mean, I get this person means really well,
and I appreciate them.
I appreciate you, _ _ Jasmine.
_ But let's retire the sad girl shtick.
It's _ over.
Sad girl is over.
I can't believe this is a video.
I can't believe you're watching me just read tweets.
Crying and screaming and shitting and throwing up.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit, my heart.
I'm actually tearing up in class.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
That's sweet.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just very nice.
This is all much nicer than I thought it would be.
Okay, meme.
Love the memes.
Love the kids with the memes.
It says,
Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Mitski lyrics glued together?
You're more than that.
You're more than just my lyrics glued together,
and you know it.
Don't put yourself down.
_ _ Wow, I could do this all day.
I get the appeal. _ _ _ _ _
Nice.
I like this.
It says,
You guys are in a crisis.
I'm on my way to make it worse. _ _ _ _ _
_ We're in the UK.
This is blasphemous.
No?
I'm an American.
I'm not allowed to comment on this.
Our taxes go to fighter jets that don't even work.
So who am I to say?
_ This is sweet.
You know, it's like the thing.
Like, do you have money?
No, yes.
It just like all leads back to buying Laurel Hill.
I appreciate the sentiment,
but you guys,
you people gotta eat first.
Pay rent first.
Okay, next.
Oh, we're moving on to TikToks.
The way _ men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
It's so nice.
I'm gonna cry.
_ Eminem.
I am so happy.
He's so happy.
I [F] am so depressed right now
for [Bb] some Mitski music. _ _ _ _
[Eb] Oh, Oldie.
_ I [Ab] am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
Wow.
[Dm] Thanks for listening to an old song.
[Bb] _ _
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
How did the kids make Eminem's voice say [B] Mitski?
These kids and their [Cm] technology.
It's [Ab] just outstanding.
_ [Bb] I am so depressed right now
I am so happy.
_ [F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski [Bb] music.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] Amazing.
_ Okay, that's it.
That was fine.
That was great.
That's a great ego booster.
Thank you for that.
I'm so relieved.
You have no idea.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, please.
No, please.
_ [N] _
I'm Mitski, and you're watching Crack Magazine.
_ _ That's not a good angle.
All right.
[Gb] Let's wait for a moment.
[Bb] You guys.
OK.
All right. _ _ _ _ _
[N] _ My social media is run by my manager.
He apparently gets threats on his email saying,
put Mitski back online.
But that, you know, those threats just make me want
to not be online.
So, yeah, I live in blissful ignorance of whatever
is being said about me on Twitter.
Until today.
_ _ _ Let's do this.
_ Bought my ticket to Mitski, and they offered
a 30-day trial for Headspace.
They know their audience.
I'm not sponsored by Headspace.
I want a free Headspace. _
Headspace. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Thanks. OK.
Drunk listening to Mitski in the airport.
My main character syndrome at an all-time high.
Same.
You know, I am always the main character in my mind.
That's the big problem.
_ Maybe you should be a songwriter. _
At me.
Oh, this is direct.
Can I get a free ticket?
It's National Lesbian Day.
_ Mmm.
You know, it's not up to me is the thing.
_ _ You gotta take it up with Ticketmaster,
StubHub, Live Nation.
You gotta take it up with the overlords.
The thing is, they don't care what your sexuality is.
They just want your money.
But, maybe, _ if they do, like, a lesbian campaign.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
But I don't see how that'll work,
because to prove you're a lesbian,
you'd have to fill out a form online
to get your free ticket.
But you know the straight people
are gonna take advantage of that.
So, I don't know if it's gonna work.
I'm so sorry.
New Mitski.
It's a big day for sad witches.
With a B.
You know, _ _ the sad girl thing was
_ _ reductive and tired, like,
five, ten years ago,
and it still is today.
I mean, I get this person means really well,
and I appreciate them.
I appreciate you, _ _ Jasmine.
_ But let's retire the sad girl shtick.
It's _ over.
Sad girl is over.
I can't believe this is a video.
I can't believe you're watching me just read tweets.
Crying and screaming and shitting and throwing up.
Thank you so much.
Holy shit, my heart.
I'm actually tearing up in class.
Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
That's sweet.
I don't know what else to say.
It's just very nice.
This is all much nicer than I thought it would be.
Okay, meme.
Love the memes.
Love the kids with the memes.
It says,
Am I a person or am I just a bunch of Mitski lyrics glued together?
You're more than that.
You're more than just my lyrics glued together,
and you know it.
Don't put yourself down.
_ _ Wow, I could do this all day.
I get the appeal. _ _ _ _ _
Nice.
I like this.
It says,
You guys are in a crisis.
I'm on my way to make it worse. _ _ _ _ _
_ We're in the UK.
This is blasphemous.
No?
I'm an American.
I'm not allowed to comment on this.
Our taxes go to fighter jets that don't even work.
So who am I to say?
_ This is sweet.
You know, it's like the thing.
Like, do you have money?
No, yes.
It just like all leads back to buying Laurel Hill.
I appreciate the sentiment,
but you guys,
you people gotta eat first.
Pay rent first.
Okay, next.
Oh, we're moving on to TikToks.
The way _ men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
This is my Joker,
except I will be so much worse.
The way that men acted when the Joker came out.
It's so nice.
I'm gonna cry.
_ Eminem.
I am so happy.
He's so happy.
I [F] am so depressed right now
for [Bb] some Mitski music. _ _ _ _
[Eb] Oh, Oldie.
_ I [Ab] am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
Wow.
[Dm] Thanks for listening to an old song.
[Bb] _ _
[F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski music.
How did the kids make Eminem's voice say [B] Mitski?
These kids and their [Cm] technology.
It's [Ab] just outstanding.
_ [Bb] I am so depressed right now
I am so happy.
_ [F] I am so depressed right now
for some Mitski [Bb] music.
_ _ _ _ _ [B] Amazing.
_ Okay, that's it.
That was fine.
That was great.
That's a great ego booster.
Thank you for that.
I'm so relieved.
You have no idea.
[N] _ _ _ _ _ _
Oh, please.
No, please.
_ [N] _