Chords for Mis-Conceptions (Magic, Moondust, & Melancholy)

_ _ [Db] I've got [Ab] _ [Bb] a _ [Db] _ [Ab] unicorn thorn [Eb] in the middle of my forehead [Ab] and the antlers of a stag on [Db] either side.
I've got [G] pointed ears [Eb] that are something like a deer's, or something like an elf's, I [Bb] can't decide.
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[Db] I've got long green hair to [Bb] match my [Eb] flowing emerald mane [Fm] that [F] turns red with the oak trees [Bbm] every fall.
[Gb] With my goat-like eyes [Db] it should come as [Bb] no surprise that [Ebm] I've got feathered [Ab] eyebrows and that [Db] isn't all.
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[Db] My mother [Bb] never talks [Eb] about that orgy, [Ab] and I can't really blame her [F] much, although. _
[Bbm] I would love to read the guest list [Eb] for that party, _ [Ab] and if there's another like it [Db] let me know.
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[Db] Well, my vampires thanked [Eb] me, kissing kind of awkward [Ab] like the set of gills implanted [Db] in my neck. _
But my chest [G] and arms [Gb] aren't the least of [Eb] all my charms.
They somehow came out human, [Eb] what the heck.
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[Db] I've got phoenix wings [Eb] well rooted in my shoulders, [F] and I hope that you like the legs, cause [Bbm] I've got four. _
[Gb] The hurry-forward pair [Db] would make a [Bb] lion stare, [Eb] because they end in [Ab] dragon claws that wreck [Db] the floor.
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[Db] My mother [Bbm] never talks about [Eb] that orgy, _ [Ab] and I can't really blame her [Fm] much, although.
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[Bb] I would love to read the guest list [Eb] for that party, _ [Ab] and if there's another like it [Db] let me know.
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[Db] I suspect my [Eb] body's mostly like a [Ab] centaur's, though my fur's somewhat tiger-like, [Db] you'll find. _
And if [F] you'd fear [Gb] that the legs in [Eb] front were weird, you should only see the pair that [Ab] walk behind. _
[Db] Cause they start off [Eb] looking something like a horse's, [F] but they're covered up with feathers, [Bbm] not with hair.
And [Gb] they end in hooves [Db] like an antelope's, [Bb] which proves [Eb] that there's nothing [Ab] that the traffic will [Db] not bear.
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My mother [Bbm] never talks [Eb] about that orgy, and I can't really blame her [F] much, although. _ _
[Bb] I would love to read the guest list [Eb] for that party, _ [Ab] and if there's another like it [Db] let me know.
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[Db] Now my tail is [Eb] really something very special, [Ab] though you wouldn't think so seeing [Db] it at all. _
For it's long [C] and green [Gb] like my hair in [Eb] many scenes, and like them it turns red with [Ab] every fall.
[Db] But beneath the hair, [Eb] which is really quite attractive, [F] the stinger of a [Bbm] manticore is hidden. _
[Gb] So you'll [Db] surely see when you look [Bb] at all of me, [Eb] that I really [Ab] wish I knew [Db] what mother did.
[Ab] _
[Db] My mother [Bb] never talks [Eb] about that orgy, [Ab] and I can't really blame [F] her much, although. _
[Bb] I would love to read the guest [Eb] list for that party, _ [Ab] and if there's another like it let me know.
Cause I [Bb] let her go, [Eb] if there's [Ab] another let [Db] me know.
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