Chords for Mime Abduction By The Arrogant Worms

_ _ _ [Am] _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ I woke up this morning, I fell out [F#m] of bed. _ _
Checked my [E] pulse, I wasn't dead. _ _ _
[C#m] There's a pounding in [F#m] my head.
_ [B]
I think I may [E] have vomited.
_ [Am] _ _ _
_ They took me away [F#] last night.
_ [F#m] _ [B] Looks like I put up [E] a fight.
_ _ [C#m] And now I'm staring at the [F#m] lights.
_ [B] Why is my skin so [E]
white?
[Am] _ _ [E] _ _ _ I was abducted by a gang of angry [F#m] mimes.
_ _ [B] What they did should be [E] a crime.
_ _ [C#m] I couldn't see the probe, I felt it enough.
_ _ [B] But at least they [E] wore [Am] gloves.
_ _ They put me in a box that [F#m] wasn't there.
_ [B] They pretend to climb [E] the stairs.
_ _ [C#m] They were all sitting, I couldn't see their [F#m] chairs.
_ [B] _
And the clothes they [E] made me wear.
_ [G#m] _ _
A little [A] striped shirt, a little black [B] beret. _
A droopy [E] flower made out of papier [C#m]-mâché. _
_ [F#m] And they painted a teardrop upon [B] my face.
They gave me an accordion [E] to play. _ _ _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I was abducted and tortured and forced to jam Cajun [Em] music by a gang of [F#m] angry mimes.
_ _ [B] _ What they did should [E] be a crime.
_ _ [C#m] They didn't say much, they [F#m] weren't shabby.
_ _ [B] They poured [E] imaginary tea.
_ _ [G#m] _ _ I [A] pulled off my escape during the [B] tug-of-war.
I [E] poured my marbles all over the [C#m] mime floor.
_ [F#m] Seven mimes went down and then I [A] punched two more.
Then I made [E] myself a door.
_ _ _ _ _ _ _
I was abducted and [E] then tortured and forced to jam Cajun music.
Then after a brief altercation, escaped from a gang of angry [F#m] mimes.
_ _ [B] _
What they did was [E] such a crime.
_ _ [C#m] It took a while to get home again.
_ _ [B] _ _
Because I ran _ against _ [E] their will.
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