Michael in the Bathroom Chords by George Salazar

_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _ _
I am hanging in the bathroom at the biggest party of the [C#m] fall.
_ [E]
I could stay right here
or [Em] disappear and _ nobody'd even notice at [A] all.
_ [B] _
_ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
_ [A] _ _ [B] I'm [A] a [B] creeper in a bathroom, cause my [A] buddy
[B] kinda left me [C#m] alone.
_ But [A] I'd rather [B] fake pee than [A] stand [B] awkwardly or [A] pretend to [B] check a
text on my phone.
_ _ [G#m] Everything felt fine when I was half [B] of a pair.
_ _ Now [G#m] through no fault
of mine, there's no other [A] half there.
_ _ _ [B] _ Now I'm [E] just Michael in [B] the [C#m] bathroom, Michael in the
[A] bathroom [E] at a party. _
Forget how [B] long it's been, I'm [E] just Michael in [B] the bathroom, [C#m] Michael [A] in the
bathroom [G#m] at a party.
No, you [A] can't come [B] in.
_ [A] I'm waiting it out till it's time to leave.
[C#m] And
picking at grout as [F#] I softly grieve.
[E] I'm just Michael, [G#] who you don't [C#m] know, Michael flying [F#] solo,
[A] Michael in [B] the bathroom [A] by _ _ _ [A] himself, [B] all by himself.
_ _ [A] _ _ [B]
I [A] am hiding, [B] but [A] he's out there [B]
just
[A] ignoring [B] all our history.
[C#m] _ _ _
[A] Memories get [B] erased, [F#] then I'll get [B]
replaced with a [A] newer, cooler
[B] version of [E] me. _
And [G#m] I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through [B] the door.
I laugh with somebody
and [G#m] my feelings sink, cause it makes me think.
Now there's [A] no one to make fun of drunk [B] girls with
anymore.
Now it's just [E] Michael in [B] the [C#m] bathroom, Michael in [A] the bathroom at a [E] party.
I half regret
[B] the beers.
[E] Michael in the [C#m] bathroom, Michael in [A] the bathroom [G#m] at a party.
As I choke back the [B] tears, I'll
[A] wait as long as I need [B] till my face is dry, or I'll [C#m] just blame it on weed or [F#] something in my eye.
[E] I'm
just Michael, [G#] who you don't [C#m] know, Michael [F#] flying solo, [A] Michael in [B] the bathroom [A] by himself.
[B] _
_ [A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] Knock,
[B] knock, knock, knock.
[A] They're [B] gonna start to shout [A] soon.
Knock, [B] knock, knock, [A] knock.
Oh, [B] hell yeah, I'll
be [A#] out soon.
Knock, [C] knock, knock, [A#] knock.
It [C] sucks you left me [A#] here alone.
Knock, [C] knock, knock, [A#] knock.
[C] You're
in this teenage battle zone.
Clang, [D] clang, clang, [C] clang.
I [D] feel the pressure [C] blowing up [D] gang.
_ [C] My [D] big
mistake was [C#] showing up.
Splash, [D#] splash, splash, [C#] splash.
I [A#] throw some water [C#] in my face, and I am in a [F#] better
place.
I go to open [A] up the door, but I [B] can't hear knocking [E] anymore. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I [G#m] can't help but yearn _ for a
[B] different _ time. _
_ And then [G#m] I look in the mirror, and the present is clearer, [A] and there's no _ denying [B] _ I'm
_ [E] just _ [B]
at _ [C#m] _ _ [A] _ [E] a party.
Is there [A] a sadder [B] sight [Em] than _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] Michael [A] in the bathroom at [E] a party?
This [A] is a [B] heinous
night.
I [A] wish I stayed at home in bed [B] watching cable porn, or wish [C#m] I offed myself instead.
Wish I [F#] was
never born.
[E] I'm just Michael, [G#] who's a loner, [C#m] so he must [F#] be a [E] stoner.
Rides a [G#] P-Tank [C#m] cruiser.
God, [F#] he's
such a loser.
[E] Michael flying [C] solo.
[C#m] Who you think [F#] that you know?
[A] Michael in the [B] bathroom by _ [B] _ _ [A] himself.
[B] All by [A] himself.
_ _ _ [A] _ [B] All by himself.
_ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _
[F#] All you know about [A] me is [B] my name.
[F#] Awesome party.
[E] I'm so glad I came. _