Chords for Michael in the Bathroom [Cover] - Caleb Hyles (from "Be More Chill")

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I am hanging in the bathroom at [Am] the biggest [B] party of [C#] the fall. _
[A] I could stay [F#] right here or disappear and [A] nobody'd even notice at all.
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[A] _ _ [B] _ [A] I'm a [B] creeper in the [A] bathroom [B] cause my [A] buddy [B] kinda left me [C#m] alone.
_ [A] I'd rather [B] fake pee than [A] stand [B] awkwardly or [A] pretend to check [B] a text on my [E] phone.
_ _ [G#m] Everything felt fine when I was half of [B] a pair. _ _
_ Now through [G#m] no fault of mine, there's no other [A] half there. _ _
_ Now I'm just [E] Michael in the bathroom, [C#m] Michael in [A] the bathroom [E] at a party.
Forget how [F#m] long [B] it's been, I'm just [E] Michael in [B] the bathroom, [C#m] Michael [A] in the bathroom at [G#m] a party.
No, you [A] can't come [B] in.
[A] I'm waiting it out [B] till it's time to leave.
[C#m] And picking at ground as [F#] I softly grieve, I'm just [E] Michael, who you [C] don't know,
[C#m] Michael flyin' [F#] south of [A] _ [B] the bathroom by himself. _ _
[A] _ _ [B] _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
[A] _ _ [B] I [A] am hiding [B] but [A] he's out there [B] just [A] ignoring [B] all our history.
[C#m] _ _ _ [A] Memories get [B] erased [A] and I'll get [B] replaced with a [A] newer, cooler [E] version of me.
_ Then [G#m] I hear a drunk girl sing along to Whitney through [B] the door.
I hads with somebody and [G#m] my feelings sink cause it makes me think
now there's no one to make fun of drunk [B] girls with anymore.
Now [E] it's just Michael [B] in the [C#m] bathroom, Michael in [A] the bathroom [G#m] at a party.
[E] I half [A] regret the [B] beers.
Michael [B] in the [C#] bathroom, Michael in [A] the bathroom at [G#m] a party.
As I choke back [B] the tears, I'll wait [A] as long as I need till [B] my face is dry
or I'll [C#m] just blame it on weed or [F#] something if I [E] was Michael, [C] who you don't [C#m] know,
Michael [F#] flyin' south [A] _ [B] of the bathroom [A] by himself.
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[A] _ _ [E] _ _ [A] Knock, [B] knock, knock, [A] knock.
[E] They're gonna start to [A] shout soon.
Knock, [B] knock, knock, [A] knock.
Aw [E] hell yeah, I'll be [A#] out soon.
Knock, [C] knock, knock, [A#] knock.
It [C] sucks he left me [A#] here alone.
Knock, [C] knock, knock, [A#] knock.
You're [C] in this teenage battle zone.
Clang, [D] clang, clang, [C] clang.
I feel [D] the pressure blowing [C] up.
Bang, [D] bang, bang, [C] bang.
My big [D] mistake was showing [C#] up.
Splash, splash, [D#] splash, splash.
[C#] I throw some [D#] water in my [C#m] face
and I am the better [F#] place.
I go to open up the [A] door, but I can't [A] hear knocking anymore.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ And I can't help but yearn for a [B] different _ _ time.
_ Then [G#m] I look in the mirror and the present is clear and [A] there's no denying [B] _ I'm _ just [E] _ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[A] _ [E] at a party.
Is there a [B] sadder sight than _ [E] _ _ _ _
[C#m] Michael [A] in the bathroom [E] at a party?
This is a [B] heinous night.
I wish I [A] stayed at home in bed watching cable porn.
Or wish [C#m] I'd off myself instead.
Wish I [F#] was never.
I'm [E] just Michael [C] who's a loader.
[C#m] So he must be [F#] a stoner.
[E] Rides a [A#] BT [C#m] Cruiser.
God, he's [F#] such a loser.
[E] Michael, [C] why it's so hard [C#m] to know who you [F#] think that you [A] know.
Michael [B] in the _ [A] bathroom.
I am sad. _ _ _
_ [B] I am [A] sad.
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_ [B] I am [A] sad. _ _ _ _
[B] _ And [E] all you know about me is my name.
[A] Awesome [B] party.
I'm so [E] glad I came.
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