Chords for MF DOOM - One Beer

[F#m] _ _ I get no kick from _
_ [Em] _ champagne
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Their _ alcohol _ doesn't thrill me at all _ _
So tell me why should they use it? _ _ _ _ _ _
I get a kick [C] outta brew
_ _ [E] _ [C] There's _ [D#] _
_ only one beer [F#m] left
Rappers screaming all in our ears like we're [G] deaf
Tempt me, do a number on a [F#m] label
Beat up all the MCs, drink them under the [G] table like it's [C#] on me
Put it on [F#m] my tab, kid, however you get there
Put it, [G] tab it, iron horse it
You leave it on your face, [F#m] forfeit
Across the mic, hold it like the heat, he might [G] toss it
Told her, tell him they stole it, told her he [F#m] lost it
She told him, get off it and [F#] a bunch of other more [G] shit
We _ _ getting no new [F#m] leads, it's like we eating [C#m] watermelons
They spit [G] new seeds, it's the weed, [F#m] give me some of what he drooping off
Soon as he wake up, choking like it is [G] heavy broth
They grouping soft, [F#m] _ first hour at the open bar, they trooping [G] off
He went to go laugh and get some head [F] by the side [F#m] roads
She asked him autographed her [G#] derriere, [G] it's a wide load
This yard [D] bird tastes like [E] fried [F#] toad, heard love villain
Take pride in [G] code words, [A] crooked eye mold, nerd geek with a cold [F#m] heart
Probably still be speaking in rhymes, that's an [G] old fart
Study how to eat this dime by the pizza [F#m] guy, know he's not too flawless
Squeeze [G] her eye, squeeze her thigh, maybe give her [F#m] curves a few
The same way she feel it when you flow, your nerves [G] are scared
They call it super when they need it back, call [F#m] plumbing fees
Hours only one left, the pack coming [G] six, whatever happened to two and three
I [F#m] heard Jah has slide with four and five and got caught, what's [G] going G
Don't make him have to get cut in like [F#] choose, matter of fact not for nothing right now
You and me, looser than a pair of daters, I hope you brought your spare tweeters
MC's sound like cheerleaders, rapping and dancing like redhead cake pit
Moon came to do the thing again, no matter who be _ blinging
He do it for the smelly hubbies, seeds know what time it is like it's time for telly tubbies
If you can do it, even fuel can sell it, take it [F#m] from the dude who wear a mask like a [G] tartan helmet
_ He plot shows like [F#] robberies, in and out, one two three, nobody [G] sleeps
Run the cash and you won't get a wet [F#] sweatshirt
The mic is the shawty, [C#m] nobody move, nobody [G] get hurt
[C#] Bring heat [F#] like the boy done gone to war, came in the door, got everybody [G] on the floor
A whole string of jobs like we on [F#] tour, A night on the score, coming [G] to your corner store _ _ _ _
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There, [G] _ it's done, _ _ now we will [F#] represent South Africa in a big mind [Gm] program
_ [C] All the world's [F#] leaders on earth are under my [B] control
And when they meet [C] tomorrow in special [G] session, I, _ Doom, [E] shall be the _ [B]
master of the [G] _ _ [F] world _
My [G#] plan is simple, _ but just [E] in [F#] case _ _ _ _ _
[B] _ [C#m] _ _ [D#] _ _ [C] _ _ _
And what about smoke?
[F#] _ _ _ _
_ [B] _ [C#m] Now you keep [D#] your eyes [C] open, when I tell ya, [F#] start snapping
Oh yeah, sure
Uh, [C] _ [Dm] ladies and [D#] gentlemen, [C] I _ am risking [F#] my life to tell you with [B] great concern
I must [C] warn you _ _ _ _ _
[F#] _ _ _ You [B] must [C#] listen _
[D#] _ _ [Cm] _ _ [C] _ Many _ [F#] among you have [B] _ _
[F#m] [D#] had their [C] minds taken _ over
[F#] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [D#] _ _ [Cm] What _ _ a story [F#] _ Start snapping
_ [G#] _ _ [A] [D#] Doom, [C] gosh, I wish I brought my [F#] autograph
_ Your attempts at [G#] humor follow [D#] me [C] Right, leadhead [A#] You're [F#] weird _ _
Why is [B] everyone staring at [D#] us? _
[C] Oh, I should have realized, we must look [F#] like freaks to them
Relax [C#m] mister, just do [D#] your [C] thing
Get a good grip on my
_ [F#] Boy, _ _ _ _ [B] I'll finger read out meter for you, [C] you little
Knock it off, Ben
[F#] What's the matter?
Oh, [B] Ben
You're [D#] nothing but a [C] chicken
You over-cooked,