Merry Christmas From The Family Chords by Montgomery Gentry

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_ _ [G] Mom got drunk [C] and dad got [G] drunk _ at a Christmas [C]
party.
_ _ [G] We were drinking [Em]
champagne, punching [C] _ homemade _ [D]
eggnog.
_ _ [G] _ Little sister [C] brought her new boyfriend.
_ [G] He was [C] a Mexican.
We [G] _ didn't know [Em] what to think of him, till [C] he sang Feliz [D]
Navidad, Feliz [G] _ _ Navidad.
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_ _ _ [G] _ Brother Ken [C] brought his kids with him.
[G] _ The three [C] from his first wife, Lynn.
[G] _ And the two [Em]
identical twins [C] from his second wife, [D] Mary.
_ _ [G] Of _ course he [C] brought his new wife, Kay, [G] _ who talks [C] all about A [G].A.
Jane smoking [Em] while the stereo plays [C] Noel, _ _ [D] Noel, _ [G] the first Noel.
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[B] _ _ _ [D] _ _ Carver Turkey turned the ball game [C] on.
Miss Margarita's when the eggnog's gone.
[D] _ Send somebody to the quick pack [C] store.
We need some ice and a stick of Chetan [D] Corn.
A can of bean dip and some diet rye.
[C] A box of pampered, some Marlboro lies.
[G] _ Hallelujah, _ [Em]
everybody sing, Jesus, [C] Merry Christmas _ [D] from the _ _ [G] family.
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_ _ _ [G] _ Fran and Rita [C] drove from Harlingen.
_ [G] I can't remember [C] how I'm kin to them.
[G] But when they tried to [Em] plug their motor home in,
[C] they blew our [D] Christmas _ lights.
[G] _ Cousin David [C] knew just what went wrong.
[G] So we all waited [C] out on our front lawn.
[G] He [D] threw the breaker [Em] and the lights came on.
And [C] we sang, _ [D] Silent Night, [G] Silent _ Night, _
[C] _ oh, [G] holy night.
[C] _
_ _ _ [D] _ _ Carver Turkey turned the ball game [C] on.
Mixed Bloody Marys, cause we all want [D] one.
Send somebody to the stop and go.
[C] We need some celery and a can of Fletch's [D] Stroke.
A pack of lemons and some diet [C] Sprite.
A box of my dolls and some Shale [G]-O-Lites.
_ Hallelujah, [Em]
everybody say, Jesus, [C] Merry Christmas from [D] the family.
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Merry [G] Christmas _ _ _ [C]
from the family.
_ [Am] Police now [G] they've done.
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