Chords for Meeting Engelbert, the Dream of every fan!

[C] [F] Call their [G] sister! _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ When Engelbert [Eb] sang that song, I lost it.
And I [Bb] thought, you know what?
I'm 82 years old.
Try and stop me. _ _
[N] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _ It's okay, sweetie.
It's alright.
I loved you for so many years.
_ Every [G] time I made love with my husband, you were there.
_ You were [C] there.
_ _ _ _ [Db] Could you [Gm] sign this, [Ab] please?
It's alright, I can do it.
It's in the middle of the show, but I'll sign it.
Oh, I'm sorry.
It's alright.
That's okay.
[N] What's your name, darling?
Mary.
Pardon me?
Mary.
Mary.
Thank you so much.
Mary, take this three times a day.
If it doesn't work, come back.
_ _ Can _ I have a kiss?
Of course you can. _
_ Oh, my God!
[E] I'm never washing these lips again.
[A] _ You have a beautiful mouth.
[Am] I've got to tell you.
Don't worry, I'll do it for you.
Oh, my _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ [A] God!
Oh, my God! _ _ _ _ _ _
Smells of his [G] cologne. _ _
Oh, my God! _ _
It's _ beautiful.
[Am] _ [Gm] Thank you so much.
You're very welcome.
Thank you so [Am] much.
[Eb] Oh, my God!
_ _ _ [N] _ _ _ Doesn't she look beautiful?
_ _ _ Oh, [C] my God!
You little sex [D] maniac.
_ [A] _ _ [N]
Oh, _ _ [C] my God!
I'm shaking like crazy.
Mary has been waiting for that kiss for over [B] 40 years.
I hope that it's worth the wait.
_ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ [Dm] _ _ After kissing Engelbert Helpergig, [G] I said, oh, my God!
[C] I got that [Fm] feeling.
I think I need to rent [C] a man.
_ _ I couldn't [Dm] believe when she got up.
I got afraid [D] for you.
I thought, that place doesn't have a banister.
She's going to trip.
Yeah, or the security was going to get the hell off the stage.
This was my last chance.
My last chance to do something like this, and I did it.
Oh, Terry, he smells so good.
Oh, my God!
And then he gave you a scarf.
[B] Wow, look at this.
Smell it.
Smells like you.
What does that smell?
It was down in his [Am] pants.
It was not.
It was too.
Don't you remember when he went like that? Yeah.
_ When I looked up and I saw Mary kissing [F] Engelbert,
it wasn't an 82-year [Am]-old.
It was a teenager.
I don't [Dm] remember when I saw [E] Mary this [A] excited.
[Am] Oh, my God, [Dm] Mary kissing [A] my camper.
_ [E] Seriously, _ [Am] _ _ [A]
where can I rent a man? _ _ _ _ _ _
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