Chords for Me on Jimmy Fallon singing rap songs

Ladies and gentlemen, forget [Eb] everything you know about rap music.
Here to perform Broadway versions of hip-hop songs, please welcome pop superstar Ariana Grande! _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
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_ [Ab] _ _ Hey Ariana.
[Eb] Hello Jimmy.
_ [Gm] _ _ [Gb] Let's talk about girl [Fm] problems.
Shall [G] we?
And on the three.
_ _ One, two, three, and.
[Cm] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ [G] _ I got the [Cm] rap troll [Bb] on the gap patrol.
[Ab] Foes wanna make sure that [G] my casket's closed.
[Cm] Criticizing money, [Bb] cash hoes.
[Ab] I'm out of the hood, stupid, [G] what kind of facts are those?
I got [Bb] 99 problems [Ab] but a bitch ain't [G] [Cm] one.
99 [Bb] problems but a [G] bitch ain't one.
If you're [Cm] having girl [Eb] problems, I'll foot back [Fm] for you son.
I got [G] 99 _ problems, but a bitch ain't one.
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_ [F] _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ [Bb] _ Hey.
_ [C] Hello. _
[Eb] Who you trying to get crazy with Ariana?
Don't you know I'm loco?
[Ab] _ _ You certainly are [Bb] Jimmy.
[Fm] And on the two.
_ One, two, three, [Ab] two.
_ [Eb] _ _
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Insane _ [F] in [Ab] the _ membrane.
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_ _ _ _ [Db] Insane _ _
_ _ _ [Fm] in the brain.
[Bb] _ _ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ Insane _ [Fm] _ _ in _ _ _ [Eb] the [Bb] membrane. _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gb] Jimmy's insane.
[C] _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ Jimmy's [Bb] got _ no [F] _ _ _
brain.
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _
_ _ [C] _ Hey [F] Ariana. _ Huh?
[Bb] Can we go thrift [Gm] shopping? _ _
_ _ _ [C] What, what, [Fm] what, what?
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_ [Bb] And on the one.
_ [Eb] One, two, three, one.
_ _ Ba ba da ba ba da ba ba ba da da.
Ba da da ba ba da da ba ba da da.
[Ebm] Said I'm gonna pop some tags.
Only got [Gb] $20 in my pocket.
_ [Ab] I'm _ _ _
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_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [Bb] _ _ _ _ _ _
awesome.
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh.
Woo. _ _
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Ariana Grande right there.
Be sure to pick up her new album, _ _ _ First Truly,
and go check her out on Nickelodeon, Sam & Cat, Saturdays at 8. _
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