Chords for Me And Mr. Hohner

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Me and Mr.
Owner standing on the corner Not doing nothing to no one
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When the [E] squad car stops and out jumps cops You're one of them if I ever saw [C] one _
[A] Wonder what I said as my [G] face turned red [A] Up against the wall says the [D] tall one
That's [E] a cute mustache, have you got any hash?
I'd like to make a buy says the small [A] one
[B] Not a whole thing silly but I'm staring at the billy _
Quietly [E] asking myself [A#] now will he [A]
use that thing to make my ear drums ring
It's [C#m] all a bad dream and I'm a South Billy [E] Now tell her Mr.
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_ _ _ _ _ _ Me and Mr.
Owner in Yuma, _ Arizona Trying to hitch a ride to Denver
_ Well out of a tow comes the highway patrol To check up on my gender
[G] Is [A] it her or him or maybe [Em] Tiny Tim Now up against the fence says the dense [G] one
[E] You have picked the bad spot to smoke your pot What you gonna do to against [D] one
[B] Not a whole thing silly but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself [G] now will he [A]
use that thing to make my ear drums ring
It's all a bad dream and I'm a South Billy [Em] Now tell her Mr.
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_ _ _ _ _ Me and Mr.
Owner relaxing out a corner The wine sun can be groovy
When a pair of MPs yell out freeze And I think I got a part in a movie
[G] Hey [A] I'm talking to you Tell me what [G] did I do
You're [A] a draft card furnace says the thin one We [E] can tell by your looks that you read [G] too many books
And [E] wars and that's because [Em] you ain't been in [D] one
[B] Not a whole thing silly but I'm staring at the billy
Quietly asking myself now will [A] he use that thing to make my ear [E] drums ring
[C#m] It's all a bad dream and I'm a South Billy [E] Now tell her Mr.
Owner
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