Chords for McGuffey Lane-Bert
Tempo:
122.65 bpm
Chords used:
G
D
C
A
Gb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
This is all about a [C] gas station tenant.
You might have heard [Gb] of him on the Dan Orr program.
The Dan Orr program, you already know where they're QFF.
[Abm] All the little sidekicks, Wags and Ellie.
[C] I don't remember you being there.
This is all about a gas station tenant.
[Ab] How many people know your part?
[Eb] Your part [Db]
is, I'll kick your [Eb] ass.
That's your part.
On the count of three, I'd like to hear everybody say, I'll kick your ass.
One, two, three.
I'll kick your ass!
[E] [Abm]
Now pretend like you're from the West Side.
One, two, three.
[Gb]
[Eb] [G]
If I check your oil, you stupid clown, [C] I'm gonna pay all your taxes.
[D] Tell you when your shaft's bent, you're [G] gonna burn in the back.
Creep your axle, or else we'll [C] kick your son in the leg.
[D] My name's Bert, it's on my shirt.
[Bm] I sell gasoline, I'll [C] wash your window.
[G] I really love the gas.
I'll kick [A] your ass.
Liberty!
[D] I'll kick your ass!
I like my whiskey, [G] and my privacy.
[E]
[Db] You can't get any [G] shots without a key.
Smoking foods, chocolate, battery.
[Db] [D] Pair of waterpuffs, and a corn on the cob, that's [G] the reason it's pretty.
Smooth as squeaks, literally, twenty-five minutes straight.
[D] You lick my shirt, it's full of [Bb] dirt, it's
I'll kick your [A] nail, and I'll wash your [C] window.
I [G] really love the gas.
I'll [E] kick your ass.
Liberty!
[Gb] I like my [C] whiskey, and my [G] privacy.
[E] [A] You can't get [D] any shots without [A] a [Em] key.
You think [B] I'm silly?
[C]
[A] It's [Gb] charged for fifty lucks, for two [G] thousand bars, that's my space.
I really need it.
[Em] My name is [D] Bert, I sell [A] gas.
My name is [D] Bert, I'll kick your ass.
My name [G] is Bert, I sell gasoline.
[D] [G]
[D]
You might have heard [Gb] of him on the Dan Orr program.
The Dan Orr program, you already know where they're QFF.
[Abm] All the little sidekicks, Wags and Ellie.
[C] I don't remember you being there.
This is all about a gas station tenant.
[Ab] How many people know your part?
[Eb] Your part [Db]
is, I'll kick your [Eb] ass.
That's your part.
On the count of three, I'd like to hear everybody say, I'll kick your ass.
One, two, three.
I'll kick your ass!
[E] [Abm]
Now pretend like you're from the West Side.
One, two, three.
[Gb]
[Eb] [G]
If I check your oil, you stupid clown, [C] I'm gonna pay all your taxes.
[D] Tell you when your shaft's bent, you're [G] gonna burn in the back.
Creep your axle, or else we'll [C] kick your son in the leg.
[D] My name's Bert, it's on my shirt.
[Bm] I sell gasoline, I'll [C] wash your window.
[G] I really love the gas.
I'll kick [A] your ass.
Liberty!
[D] I'll kick your ass!
I like my whiskey, [G] and my privacy.
[E]
[Db] You can't get any [G] shots without a key.
Smoking foods, chocolate, battery.
[Db] [D] Pair of waterpuffs, and a corn on the cob, that's [G] the reason it's pretty.
Smooth as squeaks, literally, twenty-five minutes straight.
[D] You lick my shirt, it's full of [Bb] dirt, it's
I'll kick your [A] nail, and I'll wash your [C] window.
I [G] really love the gas.
I'll [E] kick your ass.
Liberty!
[Gb] I like my [C] whiskey, and my [G] privacy.
[E] [A] You can't get [D] any shots without [A] a [Em] key.
You think [B] I'm silly?
[C]
[A] It's [Gb] charged for fifty lucks, for two [G] thousand bars, that's my space.
I really need it.
[Em] My name is [D] Bert, I sell [A] gas.
My name is [D] Bert, I'll kick your ass.
My name [G] is Bert, I sell gasoline.
[D] [G]
[D]
Key:
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_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is all about a [C] gas station tenant.
You might have heard _ [Gb] of him on the Dan Orr program.
The Dan Orr program, you already know where they're QFF.
_ [Abm] All the little sidekicks, Wags and Ellie.
_ [C] I don't remember you being there.
This is all about a gas station tenant.
_ [Ab] _ _ How many people know your part? _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ Your part [Db]
is, I'll kick your [Eb] ass.
That's your part. _ _
On the count of three, I'd like to hear everybody say, I'll kick your ass.
One, two, three.
I'll kick your ass!
_ [E] _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ Now pretend like you're from the West Side.
One, two, three.
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
If I check your oil, you stupid clown, [C] I'm gonna pay all your taxes.
[D] Tell you when your shaft's bent, you're [G] gonna burn in the back.
_ Creep your axle, or else we'll [C] kick your son in the leg.
[D] My name's Bert, it's on my shirt.
[Bm] I sell gasoline, I'll [C] wash your window.
_ [G] I really love the gas.
I'll kick [A] your ass.
Liberty!
[D] I'll kick your ass!
I _ like my whiskey, [G] and my privacy.
_ [E] _
[Db] You can't get any [G] shots without a key. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Smoking foods, chocolate, battery.
[Db] _ [D] Pair of waterpuffs, and a corn on the cob, that's [G] the reason it's pretty.
Smooth as squeaks, literally, twenty-five minutes straight.
[D] You lick my shirt, it's full of [Bb] dirt, it's_
I'll kick your [A] nail, and I'll wash your [C] window.
I [G] really love the gas.
I'll [E] kick your ass.
Liberty! _ _ _
_ [Gb] I like my [C] whiskey, and my [G] privacy.
_ [E] _ [A] You can't get [D] any shots without [A] a [Em] key.
You think [B] I'm silly?
_ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [A] It's [Gb] charged for fifty lucks, for two [G] thousand bars, that's my space.
I really need it.
[Em] _ _ My name is [D] Bert, I sell [A] gas.
My name is [D] Bert, I'll kick your ass.
My name [G] is Bert, I sell gasoline.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
This is all about a [C] gas station tenant.
You might have heard _ [Gb] of him on the Dan Orr program.
The Dan Orr program, you already know where they're QFF.
_ [Abm] All the little sidekicks, Wags and Ellie.
_ [C] I don't remember you being there.
This is all about a gas station tenant.
_ [Ab] _ _ How many people know your part? _
_ _ _ [Eb] _ Your part [Db]
is, I'll kick your [Eb] ass.
That's your part. _ _
On the count of three, I'd like to hear everybody say, I'll kick your ass.
One, two, three.
I'll kick your ass!
_ [E] _ _ _ [Abm] _
_ Now pretend like you're from the West Side.
One, two, three.
_ [Gb] _ _ _ _ _
[Eb] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
If I check your oil, you stupid clown, [C] I'm gonna pay all your taxes.
[D] Tell you when your shaft's bent, you're [G] gonna burn in the back.
_ Creep your axle, or else we'll [C] kick your son in the leg.
[D] My name's Bert, it's on my shirt.
[Bm] I sell gasoline, I'll [C] wash your window.
_ [G] I really love the gas.
I'll kick [A] your ass.
Liberty!
[D] I'll kick your ass!
I _ like my whiskey, [G] and my privacy.
_ [E] _
[Db] You can't get any [G] shots without a key. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ Smoking foods, chocolate, battery.
[Db] _ [D] Pair of waterpuffs, and a corn on the cob, that's [G] the reason it's pretty.
Smooth as squeaks, literally, twenty-five minutes straight.
[D] You lick my shirt, it's full of [Bb] dirt, it's_
I'll kick your [A] nail, and I'll wash your [C] window.
I [G] really love the gas.
I'll [E] kick your ass.
Liberty! _ _ _
_ [Gb] I like my [C] whiskey, and my [G] privacy.
_ [E] _ [A] You can't get [D] any shots without [A] a [Em] key.
You think [B] I'm silly?
_ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ [A] It's [Gb] charged for fifty lucks, for two [G] thousand bars, that's my space.
I really need it.
[Em] _ _ My name is [D] Bert, I sell [A] gas.
My name is [D] Bert, I'll kick your ass.
My name [G] is Bert, I sell gasoline.
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
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