Chords for Max Stalling I Ain't Drinking Alone

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_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Darling, I recognize that [E] glare in your eye [F] when I'm about to get the [G] business.
_ [C] But before you complain, [E] please let me explain.
[F] I think you'll understand my [G] position.
_ [F] You've read all those books.
[G] I [Em] know your looks.
You [E] think people who drink solo [Am] have problems.
But [C] I ain't drinking alone.
[G] I'm on the phone with [C] my brother.
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] Now, my brother, it seems that [E] there's confound.
It is me [F] by the art of the marital [G] tradition.
So [C] we drink and we dial and [E] shoot grace for a while.
[F] Heck, just like we [G] were out fishing.
[F] And it's well after nine.
It [G] don't cost us [Em] a dime.
[E] We think it's an elegant [Am] solution.
We [C] ain't drinking alone.
[G] We're on the phone [C] with my brother.
_ [G] _ _ _ [Am] And the good news is [E] I'm right here for [F] you, close as [C] your eye.
[Em] The [Am] decorator in me, [E] hey, T.T. [F] and my brother, if you'd [Fm] like to say hello. _ _
I [C] ain't drinking alone.
_ [G] I'm on the phone [C] with my brother.
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[Cm] Now, honey, [C] you are my spouse and [E] you got some rules for our house.
[F] I sure do [G] respect your decisions.
But [C] if you'll just calm down, [E] you'll see that I found [F] a loophole in the social [G] condition. _
[F] Well, I love beer [G] and I love you.
[E] Not necessarily [Am] in that order.
I [C] ain't drinking alone.
[G] I'm on the phone [C] with my brother.
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[Am] And the good news is [E] I'm right here for [F] you, close as [C] your eye.
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The [Am] decorator in me, [E] hey, T.T. [F] and my brother, if you'd [G] like to [F] say _ [Em] hello.
[D] You [F] wouldn't hear me complain [G] if you did the same.
[E] Get some wine and go call [Am] your sister. _ _ _
_ I [C] ain't drinking alone.
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I'm on the phone [C] with my brother. _ _
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