Chords for Maureen Elkner - Rak off Normie
Tempo:
69.5 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
C
Em
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
I was minding me business down in the [D] street There was a nice Earl's Angel I was hoping
to [C] meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice
dream [G] And he was in the path and [D] I'm buying an ice
cream [G] Along came a lair in a hot A
[D] He leaned out the window and he said, G'day, [C] he said, my name's Normie do you wanna ride?
[G] And then me Earl's Angel hero [D] came out from inside
He said, [C] rack off Normie, you and your mate, I'll watch your after, I'll put you [D] straight
I'll smash your back window with the great long a rock
So rack off now before I do me block Rack off now before [G] I do me block
And I did Well that was the last we saw of Norman the
gang [D] They shot off up the road with the clatter
and bang [C] And I said to meself there's a hulk back [G] inside
This local bloke [D] here has sure got a [G] hide
Me Earl's Angel and I married immediately [D] Me dad and six brothers arranged it [Em] expediently
Now he's on the run and I'm on the deserted wife's pension
[D] I wish I'd paid Normie a bit more [Bb] attention Instead of [C] saying, you and your mate, [G] I'll
watch your after, I'll put you straight [D] I'll smash your back window with the [C] I wish
I hadn't of told him to push up I wish I hadn't [D] of told him to rack off
You and your mate, [G] the angel didn't have what it takes
[D] If I'd only listened when you'd said, could I?
He'd be happy in the back [G] of your hot FJ Happy [D] in the back of your hot [G] FJ
Oh Normie, you could have had me if
I was minding me business down in the [D] street There was a nice Earl's Angel I was hoping
to [C] meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice
dream [G] And he was in the path and [D] I'm buying an ice
cream [G] Along came a lair in a hot A
[D] He leaned out the window and he said, G'day, [C] he said, my name's Normie do you wanna ride?
[G] And then me Earl's Angel hero [D] came out from inside
He said, [C] rack off Normie, you and your mate, I'll watch your after, I'll put you [D] straight
I'll smash your back window with the great long a rock
So rack off now before I do me block Rack off now before [G] I do me block
And I did Well that was the last we saw of Norman the
gang [D] They shot off up the road with the clatter
and bang [C] And I said to meself there's a hulk back [G] inside
This local bloke [D] here has sure got a [G] hide
Me Earl's Angel and I married immediately [D] Me dad and six brothers arranged it [Em] expediently
Now he's on the run and I'm on the deserted wife's pension
[D] I wish I'd paid Normie a bit more [Bb] attention Instead of [C] saying, you and your mate, [G] I'll
watch your after, I'll put you straight [D] I'll smash your back window with the [C] I wish
I hadn't of told him to push up I wish I hadn't [D] of told him to rack off
You and your mate, [G] the angel didn't have what it takes
[D] If I'd only listened when you'd said, could I?
He'd be happy in the back [G] of your hot FJ Happy [D] in the back of your hot [G] FJ
Oh Normie, you could have had me if
Key:
D
G
C
Em
Bb
D
G
C
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I was minding me business down in the [D] street There was a nice Earl's Angel I was hoping
to [C] meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice
dream [G] And he was in the path and [D] I'm buying an ice
cream [G] Along came a lair in a hot A
[D] He leaned out the window and he said, G'day, [C] he said, my name's Normie do you wanna ride?
[G] And then me Earl's Angel hero [D] came out from inside
He said, [C] rack off Normie, you and your mate, I'll watch your after, I'll put you [D] straight
I'll smash your back window with the great long a rock
So rack off now before I do me block Rack off now before [G] I do me block
And I did Well _ _ that was the last we saw of Norman the
gang [D] They shot off up the road with the clatter
and bang [C] And I said to meself there's a hulk back [G] inside
This local bloke [D] here has sure got a [G] hide
Me Earl's Angel and I married immediately [D] Me dad and six brothers arranged it [Em] expediently
Now he's on the run and I'm on the deserted wife's pension
[D] I wish I'd paid Normie a bit more [Bb] attention Instead of [C] saying, you and your mate, [G] I'll
watch your after, I'll put you straight [D] I'll smash your back window with the [C] I wish
I hadn't of told him to push up I wish I hadn't [D] of told him to rack off
You and your mate, [G] the angel didn't have what it takes
[D] If I'd only listened when you'd said, could I?
He'd be happy in the back [G] of your hot FJ Happy [D] in the back of your hot [G] FJ
Oh Normie, you could have had me if
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I was minding me business down in the [D] street There was a nice Earl's Angel I was hoping
to [C] meet I was standing on the footpath having a nice
dream [G] And he was in the path and [D] I'm buying an ice
cream [G] Along came a lair in a hot A
[D] He leaned out the window and he said, G'day, [C] he said, my name's Normie do you wanna ride?
[G] And then me Earl's Angel hero [D] came out from inside
He said, [C] rack off Normie, you and your mate, I'll watch your after, I'll put you [D] straight
I'll smash your back window with the great long a rock
So rack off now before I do me block Rack off now before [G] I do me block
And I did Well _ _ that was the last we saw of Norman the
gang [D] They shot off up the road with the clatter
and bang [C] And I said to meself there's a hulk back [G] inside
This local bloke [D] here has sure got a [G] hide
Me Earl's Angel and I married immediately [D] Me dad and six brothers arranged it [Em] expediently
Now he's on the run and I'm on the deserted wife's pension
[D] I wish I'd paid Normie a bit more [Bb] attention Instead of [C] saying, you and your mate, [G] I'll
watch your after, I'll put you straight [D] I'll smash your back window with the [C] I wish
I hadn't of told him to push up I wish I hadn't [D] of told him to rack off
You and your mate, [G] the angel didn't have what it takes
[D] If I'd only listened when you'd said, could I?
He'd be happy in the back [G] of your hot FJ Happy [D] in the back of your hot [G] FJ
Oh Normie, you could have had me if