Rudolph The Deep Throat Reindeer Chords by Matt Rogers

_ He's a homo of [Em] faggots and [Dm] girls don't [C] affect him
[F] Loves to stuff [Em]
gerbils and [Dm] fists up [C] his rectum
[Am] Surely you recall the [D] most limp-wristed reindeer [G] of all
_ _ [C] Rudolph the deep-throat reindeer _ _ wore a skirt and _ [G] _
pantyhose
_ And if you ever saw him, _ you would know it once [C] he blows
_ All of the other reindeer _ used to laugh and call [G] him names
_ They said he was a fag-deer and threw snow on him to kill [C] the _ flames
[F] Then one [C] morning, Christmas Eve, [G] Santa had [C] to say
_ [G] Mrs.
Claus is on the rag, [Am] suck me [D] dry [Dm] you reindeer fag
[C] _ Why sure Santa, it'll be my pleasure _ _ _ _
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_ Now how the elves all love him as they shout it out [G] with glee
_ Rudolph you deep-throat reindeer, _ will you please go down [C] on me _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Christmas Eve, [G] Santa had [C] to say
_ [G] Rudolph, now you turn [Bm] around, [Am] I feel [D] like getting [Dm] my dick brown
[C] Okay Santa, put your pole on, I'm ready _ _ _
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_ _ Now all reindeer hate him, he never has to pull [G] the sleigh
_ He rides in back with Santa, going round the _ _ _ fangivvy
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