Chords for Marty Robbins and June Carter

[N] We're having a great big time here at the old barn in Nashville, Tennessee.
[C#] We've had some good singing, had some good picking, [A] had some good dancing.
Right now [F] we're going to have a little bit of comedy from our [C#] good friend Miss June Carter. _ _ _ _ _
[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ What's wrong?
[C#] Them rustlers is asking me.
_ [Gm] They'll be in here [E] any minute.
They're going to shoot me [G] with their guns and then [Gm] they're going to slit my throat.
[G#] And then they're going to [C#m] stab me and put my [E] feet in cement [G#] and [G] throw me in the river.
[A] [C#m] I can't swim, Marty.
[Gm] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C#] I've thought everything but my horse.
I really ride a horse.
Did you know I ride a horse?
Are you a [F] pretty good rider?
[G] Well, I've got a real collab horse, or I guess that's what you'd call him.
[F#] He always lets me go [C#] over the fence first. _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [C] I do it so well, old [D] Marty, I'm afraid.
I've got to learn a little something about that horse.
I don't think I'm doing it just [B] right.
I can't stand his [G] saddle too good.
Well, what you need when you ride, you need something to hold you down.
There's something in between you and the saddle, June.
[C] Well, I've got plenty of stuff between me and the saddle.
Mostly blue skies and [C#] sunshines.
_ [G#] _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ _ [C#] _ _ Cowgirl, did you see what a cowgirl I am?
[G#] Oh, my goodness, [E] yes, you did.
You know, I [G#] say 50 [C#m]% of my forefathers was [C] cowboys.
Is that right?
Yes, sir.
The other 50 [G#]% was _ [C#] cowgirls.
_ _ _ [D] _ _ [C#] _
Hey, _ _ you're a cowboy, [A] aren't you, Marty?
You make them western films, don't you?
Oh, [F#] yes, sure.
I knowed you did.
[C#] You killed 15 men in that [G#] last one I heard.
That's right.
15 [D] men.
15 notches on the gun.
15 notches on his gun.
[C#] Hey, look, look here, wait a minute.
Look at my gun.
See, my [B] gun looks about 30 notches, buddy.
Sure enough, 30 men.
No, it's termite. _
[D] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] It's kind of more [F] like, well, it don't fit just right where it ought to, [G#] I don't think.
So if you don't care, I think I'll sing a [F#] song here, Marty.
Oh, I would be glad to [A] have you sing a song.
And if you better to play the, you know, music, music, music, here, Marty.
And we'll do that.
[D] Oh, _ _ it's [A] a man in a hat. _ _
I [D] put on a _ man in a _ _ nickelodeon
[E] All I want is [A] heaven, you and [Dm] me _ [A] You take
I do, it's heaven for you
[D] And then you'll walk me through
[E] All I [A] want is heaven, you and me _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Come on, let's swing [D] it
[A] Tonight's the part of any melody
That's when you don't see Joe with me
So put a [D] _ _ man in a _ _ [E] nickelodeon
All I [A] want is heaven, [D] you and me
Music, music, [A] music
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
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[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ And _ _ _ _
[Bm] let me hear that mandolin
[E] Play me some [D] of that country music
Music, music, music
Put a _ _ _ man so the jukebox can begin
Play [E] me some of that country [D] music
Music, music, music
[A] _ Swing it
Come on, let's swing it
[D] _ Tonight's [A] the part of any melody
_ That's when you don't [G] see Joe with me
So put a man [D] in _ _ a _ nickelodeon
_ [Em] All I want is heaven, you [Bm] and me
Music, [D] music, _ music
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