Chords for Martina McBride - 03 Harper Valley PTA - Jamboree In The Hills 2003

_ _ _ _ We've gone back and found [B] an old song that we like and kind of put a new twist on it.
See if y'all remember this one _
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_ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [B] I wanna tell [F#] you all a [B] story about a Harper
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Teenage daughter who attended [A] Harper [E] Ballet Junior [F#] High
_ _ [E] _ _ Well her daughter [F#] came home [B] one afternoon [F#] and didn't even stop to play
_ _ _ _ _ [E] She said mom I got a note here [F#] from the Harper Ballet BTA _
[B] _ _ _ _ [D#] _ _ [B] Well, no, [F#] sir, this is [B] Johnson you're [A] wearing your dress is [F#m] way too high
_ _ [B] _ _ _ [E] It's been [Bm] rumored you've been drinking [E] and running around with men and going wild
_ _ _ _ _ [B] Hell we really [F#m] don't think you [B] should be bringing [A] up your little girl [B] this way
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was signed by the [F#] secretary Harper Ballet BTA
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_ _ _ _ [G] _ _ [C] Well, it happened that the BTA was gonna meet that very afternoon
_ _ _ _ _ [F] And they were all [Cm] surprised when Mrs.
Johnson wore [C] her mini skirt [F] into the room
_ _ _ _ _ [C] And as she walked up [G] to the [C] blackboard, I still [Fm] recall the words [C] she had to say
_ _ _ _ She [F] said I'd like to address [G] this meeting of the Harper Ballet [C] BTA
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_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [F] Well, _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Cm] _
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that's Bobby [F#] Taylor sitting there and seven times he's asked me [D] for a date
[D#m] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ [F] _
[B] She is a lot of eyes whenever he's away
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_ [B] Tell us why your secretary had to [D#] leave this town
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John
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_ _ _ [G#] _ _ Well, [C#] mr.
Harper couldn't be here cuz he stayed too late at Kelly's bar again
_ _ _ _ And [F#] if you smell Shirley Thompson's breath, you'll find she's had a little
nippet
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To tell me you think that as a mother I'm not fit
_ _ _ [C#m] _ Well, [F#] this is just a little pain [G#] place
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_ _ Did it happen just that way
_ _ _ _ [G] The day my mama sucked it to
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