Manuel the Bandito Chords by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Tempo:
71.55 bpm
Chords used:
F
D
A
C
Bb
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] [D] [A] [D]
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest bandito in all [D] Mexico.
Many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I [D] know Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine.
Why only just yesterday, riding my burro through the hills just off [A] to the east, Manuel he appealed like a seaman of nowhere, pointing two big pistols [D] at me.
He say, get off the donkey and empty your pockets, better you do [G] like I said, or I pull on the trigger [D] of my two big pistol [A] and blow fucking great hole [D] in your head.
So I empty my pocket he say.
Not enough, I think Manuel just [A] have some fun.
You get around the back and you lift up the tail and you kiss on the [D] donkey's bum.
So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit in a filthy big heap on [G] the ground.
He wear the pistol and [D] he laugh and say, eat.
[A] So I start eating donkey [D] shit there.
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest son of bitch in all [D] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I know [D] Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine, [E] but it's not me just frighten my donkeys also.
This I can tell [B] for a fact.
I clearly remember one time, one before when I lift up his tail just [E] like that.
So he started kick me and he kick Manuel and Manuel drop the pistols [A] down.
So I pick them up and [E] I point them at him.
I say, [B] hey Manuel, it's your [E] turn now.
Hey, [F]
you get around the back and you lift up his tail and come on Manuel, you kiss [C] his ass.
And you eat some shit.
Hey Manuel, you think you [F] so smart?
Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well.
Well amigo, what more can [Bb] I say?
Would you believe [F] that me and Manuel we [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well [C] now, you know.
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest motherfucker in all [F] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut like [Bb] the knife.
Still you ask me if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
[C] Manuel is a good [F] friend of mine,
but you [Bb] keep asking if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
We [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
[Bb] Come on Manuel, [F] still some worry for [C] you.
Hey, eat him [F] up Manuel.
You know [Bb] what the gringo say, if [F] you don't eat, you [C] don't shit.
I never [F] don't eat shit.
I die, [Bb] right?
You're so right [F] Manuel.
Manuel, [C] what is the matter my amigo?
[F]
This bitch got [Bb] some sand on him.
Throw him [F] away.
[C]
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest bandito in all [D] Mexico.
Many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I [D] know Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine.
Why only just yesterday, riding my burro through the hills just off [A] to the east, Manuel he appealed like a seaman of nowhere, pointing two big pistols [D] at me.
He say, get off the donkey and empty your pockets, better you do [G] like I said, or I pull on the trigger [D] of my two big pistol [A] and blow fucking great hole [D] in your head.
So I empty my pocket he say.
Not enough, I think Manuel just [A] have some fun.
You get around the back and you lift up the tail and you kiss on the [D] donkey's bum.
So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit in a filthy big heap on [G] the ground.
He wear the pistol and [D] he laugh and say, eat.
[A] So I start eating donkey [D] shit there.
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest son of bitch in all [D] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I know [D] Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine, [E] but it's not me just frighten my donkeys also.
This I can tell [B] for a fact.
I clearly remember one time, one before when I lift up his tail just [E] like that.
So he started kick me and he kick Manuel and Manuel drop the pistols [A] down.
So I pick them up and [E] I point them at him.
I say, [B] hey Manuel, it's your [E] turn now.
Hey, [F]
you get around the back and you lift up his tail and come on Manuel, you kiss [C] his ass.
And you eat some shit.
Hey Manuel, you think you [F] so smart?
Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well.
Well amigo, what more can [Bb] I say?
Would you believe [F] that me and Manuel we [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well [C] now, you know.
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest motherfucker in all [F] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut like [Bb] the knife.
Still you ask me if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
[C] Manuel is a good [F] friend of mine,
but you [Bb] keep asking if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
We [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
[Bb] Come on Manuel, [F] still some worry for [C] you.
Hey, eat him [F] up Manuel.
You know [Bb] what the gringo say, if [F] you don't eat, you [C] don't shit.
I never [F] don't eat shit.
I die, [Bb] right?
You're so right [F] Manuel.
Manuel, [C] what is the matter my amigo?
[F]
This bitch got [Bb] some sand on him.
Throw him [F] away.
[C]
Key:
F
D
A
C
Bb
F
D
A
_ [G] _ _ [D] _ _ [A] _ _ [D] _
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest bandito in all [D] Mexico.
Many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I [D] know Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine.
_ _ Why only just yesterday, riding my burro through the hills just off [A] to the east, Manuel he appealed like a seaman of nowhere, pointing two big pistols [D] at me.
He say, get off the donkey and empty your pockets, better you do [G] like I said, or I pull on the trigger [D] of my two big pistol [A] and blow fucking great hole [D] in your head.
So I empty my pocket he say.
Not enough, I think Manuel just [A] have some fun.
You get around the back and you lift up the tail and you kiss on the [D] donkey's bum.
So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit in a filthy big heap on [G] the ground.
He wear the pistol and [D] he laugh and say, eat.
[A] So I start eating donkey [D] shit there.
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest son of bitch in all [D] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I know [D] Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine, _ [E] _ _ _ but it's not me just frighten my donkeys also.
This I can tell [B] for a fact.
I clearly remember one time, one before when I lift up his tail just [E] like that.
So he started kick me and he kick Manuel and Manuel drop the pistols [A] down.
So I pick them up and [E] I point them at him.
I say, [B] hey Manuel, it's your [E] turn now.
Hey, [F]
you get around the back and you lift up his tail and come on Manuel, you kiss [C] his ass.
And you eat some shit.
Hey Manuel, you think you [F] so smart?
Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well.
Well amigo, what more can [Bb] I say?
Would you believe [F] that me and Manuel we [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well [C] now, you know.
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest motherfucker in all [F] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut like [Bb] the knife.
Still you ask me if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
[C] Manuel is a good [F] friend of mine,
but you [Bb] keep asking if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
We [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
[Bb] Come on Manuel, [F] still some worry for [C] you.
Hey, eat him [F] up Manuel.
You know [Bb] what the gringo say, if [F] you don't eat, you [C] don't shit.
I never [F] don't eat shit.
I die, [Bb] right?
You're so right [F] Manuel.
Manuel, [C] what is the matter my amigo?
[F]
This bitch got [Bb] some sand on him.
Throw him [F] away.
_ [C] _ _ _
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest bandito in all [D] Mexico.
Many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I [D] know Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine.
_ _ Why only just yesterday, riding my burro through the hills just off [A] to the east, Manuel he appealed like a seaman of nowhere, pointing two big pistols [D] at me.
He say, get off the donkey and empty your pockets, better you do [G] like I said, or I pull on the trigger [D] of my two big pistol [A] and blow fucking great hole [D] in your head.
So I empty my pocket he say.
Not enough, I think Manuel just [A] have some fun.
You get around the back and you lift up the tail and you kiss on the [D] donkey's bum.
So I do and I kiss and the donkey she shit in a filthy big heap on [G] the ground.
He wear the pistol and [D] he laugh and say, eat.
[A] So I start eating donkey [D] shit there.
You ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well, [A] and you know, Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest son of bitch in all [D] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut [G] like the knife.
You ask me if I know [D] Manuel the Bandito.
[A] Manuel is a good [D] friend of mine, _ [E] _ _ _ but it's not me just frighten my donkeys also.
This I can tell [B] for a fact.
I clearly remember one time, one before when I lift up his tail just [E] like that.
So he started kick me and he kick Manuel and Manuel drop the pistols [A] down.
So I pick them up and [E] I point them at him.
I say, [B] hey Manuel, it's your [E] turn now.
Hey, [F]
you get around the back and you lift up his tail and come on Manuel, you kiss [C] his ass.
And you eat some shit.
Hey Manuel, you think you [F] so smart?
Still you ask me if I know Manuel very well.
Well amigo, what more can [Bb] I say?
Would you believe [F] that me and Manuel we [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
Yet you ask me if I know Manuel the Bandito.
I know Manuel well [C] now, you know.
Manuel is the meanest and toughest and cruelest motherfucker in all [F] Mexico.
So many men die from the arms of Manuel.
His eyes they can cut like [Bb] the knife.
Still you ask me if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
[C] Manuel is a good [F] friend of mine,
but you [Bb] keep asking if I know [F] Manuel the Bandito.
We [C] had lunch together just [F] yesterday.
[Bb] Come on Manuel, [F] still some worry for [C] you.
Hey, eat him [F] up Manuel.
You know [Bb] what the gringo say, if [F] you don't eat, you [C] don't shit.
I never [F] don't eat shit.
I die, [Bb] right?
You're so right [F] Manuel.
Manuel, [C] what is the matter my amigo?
[F]
This bitch got [Bb] some sand on him.
Throw him [F] away.
_ [C] _ _ _