Chords for Male Prima Donna (Lyrics) - Subtle Sexuality - The Office

[Cm] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _
_ [Fm] _ You [C] don't return my [Eb] text, you say my phone don't [Fm] get no text
[Ab] What you got, say do do, add it up, [Fm] down, equal you and me
[C] [Eb] Like Shakespeare said, to be or [F] not to [Fm] be
[Cm] Sometimes you're Romeo [Ab] [F] with [Ab] me
But if you have to leave me again
[Bb] Up down and follow _ baby _ aspirin
I swear, I'll do [Eb] it
Yoga, male, pre-med, not a bug, [Ab] I [Fm] can't prove it
Watch out, I'm [Cm] an [Eb] independent thief of the [Ab] hospital
[Fm] _ Anesthesia, [Cm] together we're [Eb] apart
[Ab] It's tearing [Fm] up my heart
I'm [Cm] in hell, in [Eb] a bonnet, but
[Ab] You're [Fm] my male pre-med, [Cm] da [Eb]-da
_ [Ab] You [Fm] _ _
[C] slammed your finger [Eb] in the cardboard
[Ab] And say [F] you're [Ab] sorry, love is war
[C] She got stitches, [Eb] it really hurt
[Ab] That's her [Fm] blood on your polo shirt
[C] You're cute, [Cm] but you think [Ab] you're [F] blazing [Fm] hot
[C] You're short and [Eb] you think [Ab] you're [F] not
[Ab] _ _
You look gay in your skis
I [Bb] hope you get killed in a drive-by
_ _ Yoga, [Eb] male, pre-med, not a bug, [Ab] I [Fm] can't prove it
Watch out, [Cm] I'm an [Eb] independent thief of the [Ab] hospital
[Fm] _ Anesthesia, [Cm] together we're [Eb] apart
[Ab] It's [Fm] tearing up my heart
[Cm] I'm in hell, in [Eb] a bonnet, but
[Ab] You're [Fm] my male pre-med, [Cm] da [Eb]-da _
[Ab] Once [Fm] _ _ _ [C] [Ab] upon a time, she [Eb] was just [Fm] a girl
Living in [C] this [Ab] world, then you came [Eb] along
With [Fm] your irresistible [Cm] [Ab] charm
You drive [Eb] a [Fm] girl wild
When you guys [Cm] had sex, [Ab] she smiled _
[G] Cause _ before she met you, things were going [Ab] okay
So good _ [G] horse, [Ab] stay
_ They call me Mr.
Understood
Cause no one [C] understands me
But when [Eb] I spit rhymes, [Ab] everybody buys my CD
You get out of the car so slow
How was I supposed to know
You keep saying stuff behind my back
Then [C] how come I got the number one track
I'm the OG [Eb] pre-Madonna
My [F] rhymes bite like [Ab] piranha
[C] Hotter [Eb] than a sauna
Straight out [Fm] of Lackawanna
[Ab] _ [Eb] _ _ _
[Ab] _ [Fm] _ _ [Cm] Yoga, male, [Eb] pre-med, not a [Ab] bug, I [Fm] can't prove it
Watch out, [Cm] I'm an independent [Eb] thief of [Ab] the [Fm] hospital
I'm trying to teach them, [Cm] together [Eb] we're a part
[Ab] _ [Fm] _ _ _ [Cm] We're in hell, [Eb] in a bonnet, [Ab] but
[Fm] You're my male pre [Cm]-Medonna
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[Ab] _ [Fm] _ Pre [Cm]-Medonna
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[Ab] _ [Fm] _ Pre [Cm]-Medonna
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[Ab] _ [Fm] _ Pre-Medonna _ _ _
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