Chords for Main Street - Razzle Dazzle

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_ _ _ How do you win the _ crowd?
Get under or out loud. _ _
[B] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ Here's a [Bb] secret _ _ we'll show you.
[D] Now _ _ _ [Bm] it's easy.
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_ It's so [G] easy. _ _ _ _
_ If you know [C] how.
_ _ [C] _ _ We hope we know how
[B] To _ [C] give them the [Cm] old
[Bb] _ _ [F] _ Razzle dazzle _ _ Razzle dazzle Oh yeah
[Ab] And the dazzle
Give all the churches
[Dm] _ Bags [F] with cash in [C] it
And their reaction
_ Will be [F] _ passionate
[Bb]
[C] Give them the old
_ [D] Hocus [Cm] pocus
Little faster [C] boys
Speed is a dick boy
How can they see
With [Bb] sequins in [Eb] their eyes
[G] With sequins in [Eb] their _ eyes
[Cm]
What if your [Gm] hinges [G] all are rusting
What [D] if in fact you're [C] just _
[Cm] Disgusting _ Razzle dazzle
[Bb] And [F] they'll never [Bb] get wise
[Gb] On the nights they're getting [B] wise
Give them the old
Tony baloney
Razzle dazzle
Talk about boring them
[Gb] Give them the thrill
Like Roger is [Ab] giving them
And [Abm] everyone will know
You're [B] fibbing them
Give them the old Myron [A] siren
Stand and [Gb] don't do much
Sing low and be a putt
You'll never hear the truth
[B] Above the roar
Just listen to _ _ _ Mike
And smile like a dummy
Ding dong [Cm] fatso [Gb] Grandpa's mommy _ Razzle [Bb] dazzle
Of us all [Db] four
We gotta do more
Just give them the old
Sing it faster
Faster and [Ebm] faster
And give them an act
That's sure to win the gold
We all agree
Third place is getting old
Give them the old
Mr. X
Shouldn't slurrg and derg and dong
Is that a sweetest song
When you're in trouble
Go into your dance
Hey, ho, guys
When you're in trouble
Do a hat routine
[G] _ Guys, oh, god
When you're in trouble
Break a water main
That actually happened, I think
[F] _
_ _ [G] We all [C] agree
We all agree
Sing it [Bb] low
We got no talents
Razzle [Gb] dazzle them
Stun and stagger them
[E] Daze and dizzy them
[Ab] Make you fool with them
And they'll make you a star
Razzle dazzle them
You'll be a star
You'll be a [Gbm] star
A great big [C] star
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This time [Gb] we'll go _ _ _ _
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