Chords for Maddie Zahm - Fat Funny Friend (Official Lyric Video)

[C] _ I break [F] the ice _ _ so they don't [Am] see my size _ _
And I have to [F] be nice _ _ _ or I'll be [Am] the next _ _ [C]
punchline
_ I'm just the best friend in Hollywood movies
Who [Am] only exists [C] to continue the story
[F] The girl gets the guy while I'm standing off [Am] screen
So I'll wait for my cue to be [C] comedic relief
Can't be [F] too loud, can't be too [Am] busy
If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need [F] me?
Can't be too [C] proud, can't be pretty
[Am] Do they keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?
_ They say I'm a wookie
Cause _ they [Am] wouldn't care _ [C]
anyway
And I could try [F] to [C] explain
But my [Am] efforts in vain
They [C] can't relate to how [F] I've drawn [C] out in sharpie
Where I take the [Am] scissors if that's what it took
For me [C] to look in the mirror
I've [F] done every [C] diet to make [F] me look thinner
[Am] So why do I still [C] feel so goddamn inferior?
Can't be [F] too loud, can't be too [Am] busy
If I don't answer now are [C] they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty
[Am] Do they keep me around so their [C] flaws just seem [G] silly?
Life [C] of a fat funny friend
Life [Am] of a fat funny [C] thing
_ It's funny when I think [F] a guy likes [Am] me
And it's funny when I'm the [G] one who says [C] let's go to eat
[F] It's funny when I'm asked to go out on [Am] Halloween
The rest is my [C] eyes while I hide my body
Can't be too loud, can't be too busy
If I don't answer now are [G] they still gonna miss me?
[F] [C] Can't be too loud, can't be too [Am] busy
If I don't answer now [C] are they still gonna need me?
Can't be too proud, can't be pretty
Do they [Am] keep me around so [C] their flaws just seem silly?
[G] Life of [C] a fat funny friend
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_ _ [C] I've drawn out a sharpie where I take the _ scissors
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