Chords for Lyle Lovett: Don't Touch My Hat (intro patter and song) - 3/24/16 at Marin Center

[N] _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
[G#] You're looking [F] at like a dead squirrel.
Yeah. _ _
[A] _ I mean I wrote [C#] that when I was, you know, [C] wearing a polo shirt [G] _ _ _ _ _
and_
Working shots, huh?
[E] _ _ _
_ _ _ So I [C#] guess I'm moving my mic.
_ _ [G] _ _ It's nice to be in a part of the world where, I mean, where the spring [B] was in addition where people [A#] understand, you know, the [A] sort of deadware. _ _ _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ [F#] No, that was very good.
That was [G] really bad.
[D] _ [E] _ _ _
[F#] It's not the case [G] everywhere.
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_ [B] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
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_ We'll play [Gm] this for my friend, Donald. _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Man, you better let [G] go.
_ _ And hold on to _ _ _ _ _
What belongs to me and don't belong to you.
_ _ Well, I [C] caught you [G] looking
_ With your [C] golden [G] eyes
_ _ _ _ So mister, you don't have to [D] act so [G] surprised
_ _ _ _ [F] Turn [C] you on
I don't care about [G] that
_ _ [C] _ _ You can have [G] my girl but don't touch my eyes
_ _ Well, you [C] were [G] lonesome
_ _ _ On a cold spring day
_ _ _ _ And that color, Lord, when you make a man feel _
Well, [C] I dropped these gloves [G]
on her
She was my home, baby _ friend
_ _ _ And we used to go [Gm] together to the men and the [G] woman
_ _ _ Turn [C] you on
I _ don't care about [G] that _
_ _ [C] _ _ You [Gm] can have my girl but [D] don't touch [G] my eyes _ _
_ My [C] mama told me
_ A son to be [G] polite _
_ _ _ Take [C] your _ hat off
And when you walk [D] _
inside
_ _ Let the winds [C] of change
_ They fill [G] the air
_ _ _ And you can set [Gm] your hat down just anywhere _
_ [G] _ So it could be not guilty
_ _ _ I'll [C] be the [G] judge
_ _ _ We don't need no jury to decide _ _ _
Because _ [C] I wear [G] a seven
_ And [C] you're an _ [G]
outlaw, girl
_ _ Cause I can still tell from here
You're a seven and a four
_ Turn [F] _ [C] you on
_ I don't care about [G]
that
_ _ _ _ _ You can have my girl but don't [D] touch [G] my eyes
_ _ _ [C] Turn you on
_ I don't care [G] about that
_ _ [C] _ _ _ You [Gm] can have my girl [D] but don't touch [G] my eyes
_ But no, it never [C] comes away
_ _ And it [G] never _ _ dries
And it looks _ [C] so good
_ _ And it's best [D] _
_ _ _ _ if it's [Gm] turned you on
_ _ [C] I don't care [G] about that
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You can [G] have my girl but don't touch my
_ _ _ _ _ _ You can have [C] my girl but [G] don't touch my eyes
You _ _ _ can have my girl but [D] don't touch my _
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