Chords for Lucille Bogan - Shave 'em Dry - 1935 - AKA Bessie Jackson

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_ [C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of [C] my thumb.
I got something between my legs, gonna make a dead man cum.
[Ab] Oh, daddy, _
[B] baby, won't you shave them [A] dry?
_ [C]
No, no, no!
[Bb] Want you to grind me, baby, _ grind me until I [Am] cry. _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] Say I've fucked all night and all the night before, baby,
and I feel just like I wanna fuck some more.
[B] Oh, great God, daddy, grind me, honey, [F] shave [C] me [A] dry. _
_ _ _ [G] And when you hear me holler, [Em] baby, I want you to shave me [Am] dry. _
_ _ _ _ I [C] got nipples on my titties, big as the end [G] of my thumb.
[C] Daddy, you say that's the kind of woman you want, and you can make them cum.
[Bb] Oh, [F] _
_ _ daddy, [C] shave me dry.
_ _ _ _ [G] And I'll give you something, [D] baby, where it'll make [C] you cry. _
_ _ _ _ I'm gonna [B] turn back my [C] mattress and let you oil my springs.
I want you to grind me, daddy, till the bells do ring.
[F] Oh, _ daddy, want you to shave [Am] me dry. _
_ _ [G] _ Oh, great God, daddy, if you can't shave them, baby, won't you try? _ _
[C] _ _ _ Now, if fucking was a thing that would take me [B] to heaven,
I'd be fucking in the studio till the clock's back to level.
[F] _ Oh, daddy, _ daddy, [C] shave me dry. _ _ _ _
_ [G] I would fuck you, baby, honey, I'd make you [C] cry. _ _ _ _
[F] Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell clapper,
and your dick stands up like a steeple.
Your goddamn assholes stand open like a church door,
and the crab walks in like people.
[D] Ow!
[F] _
_ _ Ow! Ow!
Stop!
_ [A] _ _
_ _ _ Woo!
[G] _ _ _
[C] Baby, won't you shave them dry? _ _
_ _ A big sow gets fat from eating corn,
and a pig gets fat from sucking.
[B] _ Really, you see this whore of [B] fat?
Like I [C] am, great God, I got fat to fuck.
[C] _ _
_ _ Woo!
_ Shave them dry!
Oh, bloody, don't [A] bloody.
_ [Bb] _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _
_ _ My back is made of whale bone,
[C] and my cock is made of brass,
and my fucking is made for working men's two-dollar [G] grad garden round to [C] kiss my ass.
[Cm] _
Ow!
_ Woo!
Daddy, shave them [A] dry!
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